Diana  

@noveltea

Badass book witch/ravenclaw hermit. YA lit, Netflix, & gaming. I make awkward videos about books. I live a high octane life, obviously. +

East Coast Hobbit Hole
Joined August 2013
Born on May 09

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    5 Mar 2016

    PSA: I randomly barge into Twitter conversations and I'm so sorry because I have no chill. I mean, I have chill, but I also have FEELINGS.

  2. 3 hours ago

    .: I'm gonna to have to kindly request that you get the fuck away from my healer. Me: YEAH! 😸

  3. 4 hours ago

    I am determined to get to level 100 in Overwatch today.

  4. Retweeted
    Jun 10

    Some dude just called me a pussy for putting on sunscreen. Imagine thinking you're tougher than the sun? The fucking sun?

  5. 15 hours ago

    She is both, hellfire and holy water. And the flavor you taste depends on how you treat her. - Sneha Pal

  6. 22 hours ago

    Date night with Amanda who is not on Twitter, but is still hella amazeballs and I love her so much. Am I cool yet?

  7. Jun 10

    I JUST REALIZED THAT YOU CAN HAVE DINOSAURS ON YOUR FARM IN STARDEW VALLEY AND NOW ALL MY TIME AND ENERGY IS DEVOTED TO MAKING THAT HAPPEN.

  8. Jun 10
  9. Jun 10

    Good morning, Universe, let's be awesome together today.

  10. Jun 9

    A friend lent me an ARC of The Hazel Wood and it's effing haunting and gorgeous and evocative.

  11. Jun 9
    Replying to

    OR A DUDE. UNLESS A PORTRAIT OF YOUR JUNK IS EXPLICITLY REQUESTED, JUST DON'T. IT WILL NOT INSPIRE SUDDEN AND IRREPRESSIBLE DESIRE.

  12. Jun 9

    UNLESS A GIRL SPECIFICALLY ASKS YOU FOR A HEADSHOT OF YOUR DICK, DO NOT FUCKING SEND HER ONE. I PROMISE SHE DOESN'T WANT IT.

  13. Jun 9

    Took my car through inspection and the guy who checked my car said that I looked like magic and sunshine and that I must be an artist. 😊

  14. Retweeted
    May 14

    "Love her, but leave her wild." — Harper Lee

  15. Jun 9

    Okay Friday, whatchya got for me?

  16. Jun 8

    This morning my brother was running late so he picked up my coffee, drank a few gulps, then stole my spoon from my hand to eat my cereal.

  17. Retweeted
    Jun 6
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  18. Jun 7

    Someone come and put me in the shower and wash my hair and dry me off and get me in PJs and tuck me in. I'm out of energy. I need healing!

  19. Jun 7
  20. Jun 7

    Yesterday a woman who works at the college told me she loves my hair and she loves that I have the balls to be colorful. The little things.

  21. Jun 7

    I'm going to need the book release fairies to slow the eff down. I DO NOT HAVE TIME TO READ ALL THESE THINGS.

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