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PSA: I randomly barge into Twitter conversations and I'm so sorry because I have no chill. I mean, I have chill, but I also have FEELINGS.
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@PositronPlays: I'm gonna to have to kindly request that you get the fuck away from my healer. Me: YEAH!
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I am determined to get to level 100 in Overwatch today.
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Some dude just called me a pussy for putting on sunscreen. Imagine thinking you're tougher than the sun? The fucking sun?
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She is both, hellfire and holy water. And the flavor you taste depends on how you treat her. - Sneha Pal
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Date night with Amanda who is not on Twitter, but is still hella amazeballs and I love her so much. Am I cool yet?pic.twitter.com/cElJhHZGXp
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I JUST REALIZED THAT YOU CAN HAVE DINOSAURS ON YOUR FARM IN STARDEW VALLEY AND NOW ALL MY TIME AND ENERGY IS DEVOTED TO MAKING THAT HAPPEN.
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Good morning, Universe, let's be awesome together today.
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A friend lent me an ARC of The Hazel Wood and it's effing haunting and gorgeous and evocative.
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OR A DUDE. UNLESS A PORTRAIT OF YOUR JUNK IS EXPLICITLY REQUESTED, JUST DON'T. IT WILL NOT INSPIRE SUDDEN AND IRREPRESSIBLE DESIRE.
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UNLESS A GIRL SPECIFICALLY ASKS YOU FOR A HEADSHOT OF YOUR DICK, DO NOT FUCKING SEND HER ONE. I PROMISE SHE DOESN'T WANT IT.
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Took my car through inspection and the guy who checked my car said that I looked like magic and sunshine and that I must be an artist.
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"Love her, but leave her wild." — Harper Lee
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Okay Friday, whatchya got for me?
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This morning my brother was running late so he picked up my coffee, drank a few gulps, then stole my spoon from my hand to eat my cereal.
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Someone come and put me in the shower and wash my hair and dry me off and get me in PJs and tuck me in. I'm out of energy. I need healing!
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Yesterday a woman who works at the college told me she loves my hair and she loves that I have the balls to be colorful. The little things.
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I'm going to need the book release fairies to slow the eff down. I DO NOT HAVE TIME TO READ ALL THESE THINGS.
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