@thesublemon "hello my name is hales but it's pronounced like males not like thales. my interests include movies and beheading holofernes"
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Replying to @VesselOfSpirit
@thesublemon writing a true summary is already nearly impossible about a well known to me person such as me. more impossible for less known1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes -
Replying to @VesselOfSpirit
@thesublemon it's impossible because different people want to know very different things. which isn't the case if you're summarizing1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes -
Replying to @VesselOfSpirit
@thesublemon a chapter of a textbook or something2 replies 0 retweets 1 like -
Replying to @VesselOfSpirit
@thesublemon i guess implication is "get over it and write a bad summary like other people" but i would be a hypocrite if judged you forthat2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes -
Replying to @VesselOfSpirit
@VesselOfSpirit@thesublemon or write a great summary like me

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Replying to @Tipsycaek
@Tipsycaek@VesselOfSpirit my last bitter one was 'i kill dogs to have orgasms'. my last serious one was: http://thesublemon.tumblr.com/post/99709092367/updated-my-okcupid-profile-for-the-first-time-in-a#notes …4 replies 2 retweets 8 likes -
Replying to @thesublemon
@thesublemon@Tipsycaek here's my most recent attempt at self summarypic.twitter.com/SDrLRE66OB
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Replying to @ctbeiser
@ctbeiser I wrote less and less because I wanted to be judged on my looks.@VesselOfSpirit@thesublemon@Tipsycaek1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
@ctbeiser It's easier to construct a better self when you know on advance what they value. @VesselOfSpirit @thesublemon @Tipsycaek
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Replying to @nouswaves
@ctbeiser Probably not attractive to people looking to have an opinion.@VesselOfSpirit@thesublemon@Tipsycaek0 replies 0 retweets 0 likesThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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