In my late 20s, I used to pity people who believed in God. Now I envy them, because as an atheist, you have to deal with all your problems yourself and therapy is expensive.
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This is great, but why is no one practising being the non-striker?
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Someone I know, who works for a major tech MNC, logged into his work laptop 5 times using wrong password with caps lock on and got locked out.
Didnt realise and started panicking that he had been laid off.
Hilarious and morbid in equal measure, I guess.
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Kicking off a brand new cricket podcast with for ! 🏏🎙️
Heads and Tales, ft. cricket news banter, laughter, opinion, plus lots and lots of nostalgia. Episode 1 features two memorable #INDvPAK ODIs from the past. Tune in! open.spotify.com/show/3jEBF1UR1
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On Simblified, we speak to beloved econ prof, Ashish Kulkarni (). We wanted to speak economics, we ended up talking about life, pop culture and more. Two delightful episodes, which we hope you enjoy.
Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/5z1KdnNrp
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NZ cricket fans explained
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Imagine if "not separating the art from the artist" worked in both directions, like "granted, Greg's music sucks but I listen to it anyway because he's a nice guy"
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ICYMI, Samridh will vouch that your day is about to get better. Check out ep 56 wherever you get your podcasts.
thanks for the shout, and why don't you listen to the ep again :D twitter.com/thesamridh/sta
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Who knew this clown could say the truth sometimes… twitter.com/toiindianews/s
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Listen, wherever you get your podcasts, or watch on YouTube as and debutant give you a chest thumping 56 inch ep 56 to remember!
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Ep56 has magic sprinkled all over as your friends from Aus, Eng, Bombay, Odisha talk about bits&pieces of WPL, BGT, Ranji Trophy, #U19T20WorldCup
Come for the relay intro, stay for the random NDTV mention, wait for the IPL rant, smile at our amazingness
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Nice of the India U19 women to get the England U19 women all out just before the India senior men play tonight
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#U19T20WorldCup twitter.com/AlexHartley93/
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Since India Govt is on a name changing spree in India, I suggest the following changes:
Ministry of Ayush➡️ Ministry of Magic
All India Institute of Ayurveda➡️ Believe me Bro
All India Institute of Homeopathy➡️ National Water Authority
National Unani Institute➡️Nobody Cares
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Gautam Adani holding the ashes of a common indian mans investments (2023)
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2 quality matchups with some of the finest athletes in the world. The fan park at Kalinga Stadium is an experience like no other in India.
I feel this is the easiest way I can give back to the locals who have been incredibly kind to us in our Odisha stint.
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Hello Bhubaneswar,
I want to give out one Hockey World Cup Final / Bronze Medal match ticket to any local athlete who does not have a ticket for tomorrow's final.
He/She does not have to pay anything. I am attaching the pic of the view for your reference.
Thanks in advance !
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But ICYMI, have you checked out our ep 55 with the most generous who has the inside scoop (wink) about Angelo Matthews, and all thinks SL and NZ cricket?
Check it and also share the ep and your thoughts:
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Very excaitte about ep 56. How this pod manages to have a distinct, vibrant panel everytime but manages to stay on brand is something that continues to surprise us also.
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Waking up at 630am to record my 7th episode of the Bits n Pieces podcast. From marriages this month, WPL, u19 World Cup, Ranji trophy, India's NZ thrashing... this episode has it all!
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@mohank @El_Chopernos @bisibelebhaat @tarequelaskar @donquicksort
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Waking up at 630am to record my 7th episode of the Bits n Pieces podcast. From marriages this month, WPL, u19 World Cup, Ranji trophy, India's NZ thrashing... this episode has it all!
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Hindenberg v Adani
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An old incident happened in Delhi Zoo where a watchman casually slapped & sent a giant hippopotamus back in his enclave.
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The German word for what all of us are going through hearing about experiencing the joy of a blockbuster movie, is Freudenfreude.
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Did Jayasuriya really have Spring Bat?
Was Aravinda's 66(47) the greatest World Cup innings?
Is he Dickwella or De Silva?
A freewheeling chat with the coolest chronicler of Sri Lanka cricket, - on this week's Bits & Pieces podcast:
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You may say it makes no difference, but to see the fascists shudder is reason enough.
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#JNU admin has disconnected electricity on the JNU campus just to prevent the screening of the #BBCDocumentary on Gujarat 2002 by the Students' Union in one tiny room.
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No screen time is the biggest scam of our (parenting) generation twitter.com/clhubes/status
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Replug - Episode 55 is sweet af, as the kids would say... Sweet AFF to be precise, since we have .
President of the Rangana paunch fan association, the Colombo Colossus of Cricket writing, author, diver, traveller and much much more. Listen:
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A Sunday spent having on our pod, being his supremely chilled out self (I mean, look at that pic), generous with his time even while on the clock to catch a train, and delightfully hilarious with them 🇱🇰 and 🇳🇿 tales!
Listen here ⏩ linktr.ee/bitsnpieces
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Unpopular opinion: Never found Zakir Khan funny.
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Idk about lofty but I will take loveable 🤘🏾
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It's here! Ep 55 with the lofty and loveable @afidelf is now live wherever you get your podcasts.
Listen, share, and go eat an ice cream without guilt.
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When they ask you to count your many blessings, they actually mean to ask you to count the number of B&P episodes you and your B&P friends have done with new friends like Bharat Sundaresan, Andrew Fidel Fernando, Siddhartha Vaidyanathan
Blessed and how! 🥰
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It's here! Ep 55 with the lofty and loveable @afidelf is now live wherever you get your podcasts.
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