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    t.j. miller‏Verified account @nottjmiller 8 Nov 2016

    Trust me. I'm working harder than you can imagine to figure this out and WE will. We will. Tomorrow I'll reveal the three contingency plans.

    10:34 PM - 8 Nov 2016 from Culver City, CA
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      1. Mary Ann Lissau‏ @nose4rose 8 Nov 2016
        Replying to @nottjmiller

        eat pizza until the world goes away...

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    2. Dr. Crocubot‏ @Bennyp03 8 Nov 2016
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      uptick coming?

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    3. lyman erskine‏ @lymanerskine 8 Nov 2016
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      Can you talk to Wade Wilson and see if he can sort Trump out?

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    4. AtomicGal‏ @DecoDiva 10 Nov 2016
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      It seems that somehow, one of your plans could perhaps tie into your campaign on advertising--and truth....and a misled public.

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    5. Jay P‏ @81JGP 8 Nov 2016
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      It looks like @nottjmiller is the last hope for America...#Weasel #Erlich #saveusall

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    6. Whit‏ @whitlee80 8 Nov 2016
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      I'm counting on these plans, bro! Because right now I'm crying into my sweet tea vodka.

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    7. Connie Collins‏ @3dd488d84c014e5 8 Nov 2016
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      Thank you

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    8. GrowingSumo‏ @GrowingSumo 8 Nov 2016
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      Thanks for the hope brother

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    9. Wannabe Jerry‏ @fidellatio 8 Nov 2016
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      fuck yeah, TJ

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    10. Nasty Mia Mia#RESIST‏ @DCMiaMia 12 Nov 2016
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      Its possible Russia pampered votes. http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/russians-hacked-two-u-s-voter-databases-say-officials-n639551 … andhttp://www.cnn.com/2016/10/12/politics/florida-election-hack/index.html …

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    11. Senpai‏ @mucho_mahalo 8 Nov 2016
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      haha!pic.twitter.com/4F7vf7fcCG

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    12. Mark W.‏ @MarkW_MT 8 Nov 2016
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      Got a lot riding on those plans, emotionally.

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    13. crapezoid‏ @CaptJohnstarr 8 Nov 2016
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      good, we'll need something to look forward to in the mornings because right now... there's not a whole lot.

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      you're my idol

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      t.j. millerVerified account @nottjmiller
      Trust me. I'm working harder than you can imagine to figure this out and WE will. We will. Tomorrow I'll reveal the three contingency plans.
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    16. AtomicGal‏ @DecoDiva 10 Nov 2016
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      Bring 'em on! I'm NOT sad. I'm friggin' disgusted. And Mr. Bridge Blocker himself appointed head of the transition team? Wtf?

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    17. Lani Sarem‏ @RockanRollGypsy 9 Nov 2016
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      I hope you got something good

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