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t.j. miller
@nottjmiller
Comedian. Died in 2010. The Philosophy Circus Tour now. Come and laugh again. It’s time to get lit at the end of the tunnel.
ComedianManhattantjmillerdoesnothaveawebsite.comBorn June 5Joined February 2009

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Whenever I get my bags at the airport I yell “I CLAIM THIS BAGGAGE! THIS IS MY BAGGAGE CLAIM!”
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Why do so many guys forget anniversaries? Seriously asking ya’ll. Why is it? What about men and age and whatever…?
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Really concerned that doesn’t have oranges. Or Orange juice. That’s like, the main juice. That fruit is the most famous type of juice. Seriously - what gives? What is the reason? Is it a cost issue? “Supply chain”? THE PUBLIC MUST KNOW
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Did I mention I have a STANDUP SPECIAL coming out on YouTube SEPTEMBER 29th??? #dearjonah is unlike any standup up special every made and it is the only one like it that will ever be in existence. Guaranteed. Can’t wait for you to see it.
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Children playing the piano really well make you think they’re a genius until you push them over into a puddle.
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My standup comedy special “Dear Jonah” drops on YouTube SEPTEMBER 29th… It’s a bit of a triumph. Thanks to Jonah.
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