Jennifer C. Martin

@notreallyjcm

Staff writer for . Contributor and occasionally . Previously seen . Christian who refuses to behave. Let's be friends.

Richmond, VA, USA
jennifercmartin.contently.com
Joined January 2009
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Jul 27

    is this a contest? because I'm about to win. it me:

    4 retweets 10 likes
  2. 19 hours ago

    Clint Eastwood may have talked to an empty chair. Mr. Brexit will break that chair against someone's back.

    1 retweet 1 like
  3. 19 hours ago

    Omg Trump is an old school wrestler and this is just part of his villainous staged act

    He goddamn well better show up in a cape and tights for his next public appearance.
    5 likes
  5. 20 hours ago

    Elders and historians, please tell me there has never been a more bizarre election in U.S. history.

    They will soon be calling me MR. BREXIT!
    2 likes
  6. 22 hours ago

    Michael Phelps has never been so excited to not be a part of a U.S. Olympic swim team story

    2 retweets 15 likes
  7. Aug 17

    In all seriousness though Ryan Lochte being involved in an international incident is quite possibly the most predictable story line of 2016

    814 retweets 3,273 likes
  8. 22 hours ago

    Y'all I love so much

    1 like
  9. Aug 17

    BS liberal dem people don't count they gotta be genuine republicans

  10. Aug 17

    Would you rather go on a date with a genuine GOP or a person

    1 like
  11. Aug 17 Raleigh, NC

    big rallies are why ron paul became the president

    Polls are totally rigged! Rally size is form of polling. Don't let the media fool you. Michael Cohen is right
    1 retweet 5 likes
  12. Aug 10

    I hope summer ends soon so I can start working on my winter body.

    70 retweets 217 likes
  13. Aug 16

    when you're proud of your tweets

    3,160 retweets 7,258 likes
  14. Aug 16

    Verify me. I don't steal other people's joke tweets. I'm not even funny.

    3 likes
  15. Aug 16

    Stealing Twitter jokes should force you to lose your verification

    Media twitter jokes everyone
    1 retweet 2 likes
  16. Aug 16

    right-wing evangelical christians

    jesus fish has hot takes for you
    1 retweet 1 like
  17. Aug 16

    Great news for on his upcoming marriage

    "Being bad-tempered and pessimistic helps you to earn more, live longer and enjoy a healthier marriage."
    1 like
  18. Aug 16

    This blue checkmark is nice, but can EVERYONE get this? I know POC who are constantly under attack. Open this up.

    82 retweets 134 likes
  19. Aug 16

    i went to west virginia to train with a champion lumberjack and learned the tao of chopping

    11 retweets 13 likes
  20. Aug 15

    [oval office] SECRETARY: (shrieks) there's a dead rat on my desk! PRESIDENT WHO IS A CAT: wow someone must really like you *winks*

    490 retweets 1,255 likes
  21. Aug 15

    1 retweet 3 likes

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