Jennifer C. Martin

@notreallyjcm

Staff writer for . Contributor and occasionally . Previously seen . Christian who refuses to behave. Let's be friends.

Richmond, VA, USA
Joined January 2009

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    is this a contest? because I'm about to win. it me:

  2. Clint Eastwood may have talked to an empty chair. Mr. Brexit will break that chair against someone's back.

  3. Omg Trump is an old school wrestler and this is just part of his villainous staged act

  4. Elders and historians, please tell me there has never been a more bizarre election in U.S. history.

  5. Michael Phelps has never been so excited to not be a part of a U.S. Olympic swim team story

  6. In all seriousness though Ryan Lochte being involved in an international incident is quite possibly the most predictable story line of 2016

  7. BS liberal dem people don't count they gotta be genuine republicans

  8. Would you rather go on a date with a genuine GOP or a person

  9. big rallies are why ron paul became the president

  10. I hope summer ends soon so I can start working on my winter body.

  11. when you're proud of your tweets

  12. Verify me. I don't steal other people's joke tweets. I'm not even funny.

  13. Stealing Twitter jokes should force you to lose your verification

  14. This blue checkmark is nice, but can EVERYONE get this? I know POC who are constantly under attack. Open this up.

  15. i went to west virginia to train with a champion lumberjack and learned the tao of chopping

  16. [oval office] SECRETARY: (shrieks) there's a dead rat on my desk! PRESIDENT WHO IS A CAT: wow someone must really like you *winks*

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