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@notch
Profile pic is kawaii af. Banner by Some of the jokes are original I have an amazing joke about an airplane that never lands because sit's too fast.
Joined August 2009

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I'm not the one to speak ill of the dead, but yeah, Minecraft's a little bit dead.
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Me saying I like pewdiepie playing minecraft is at 100k likes. Not sure how to unpack this.
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The decision to make beds explode in the nether as a solution to how to prevent setting the respawn there will forever be one of my favorite so-dumb-its-actually-clever mechanics in gaming.
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PeePee PooPoo has two lives. Read the documentation, people, it's right in there.
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Theoretically, would you prefer me to develop small free games on my own, or start a studio and make polished commercial games?
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Zoomers have the weirdest twitter fights, mostly consisting of sending passive aggressive animated gifs back and forth. For days. I need to learn this skill so I can remain youthful.
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Hey, at some point people stopped asking about herobrine! I have no idea when it stopped, or why (maybe my reassurance finally worked?), but that was one stubborn myth. For the record, Herobrine was nev
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So I installed Death Stranding. So far I've watched like an hour and a half of it.
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Oh my god, minecraft parrots repeat sounds of mobs they see! Whoever came up with that is a genius! :D So happy to see all this amazing stuff!
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Elon replied to me, and I'm happy to report his followers are even worse than you! :D
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Turns out I was wrong about nobody ever walking to farlands! I'll make the next limit in a game 20% bigger, should be enough.
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installing minecraft dungeons. I know basically nothing about it, but I have a gut feeling I'll like it. Do I do an honest review? What's the funniest/best path here? :D
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I get memes! I'm not out of touch! ⓘ 𝗢𝗳𝗳𝗶𝗰𝗶𝗮𝗹 𝘀𝗼𝘂𝗿𝗰𝗲𝘀 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗶𝘀 𝗳𝗮𝗹𝘀𝗲 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗺𝗶𝘀𝗹𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴
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I've noticed a trend where some content creators just seem to keep making the same video over and over again without ev... *looks at own projects* hm
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We were in talks about maybe bringing a version of Minecraft to Oculus. I just cancelled that deal. Facebook creeps me out.
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What? You never played tuber simulnah just kidding this tweet is about food. Fish and chips. Mmm.
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Want to kill your ego? Imagine your life until now being something you read, not something you were subjected too, then start thinking about what the character should do.
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Hytale looks exactly like Minecraft. At first I thought it was just someone trying to cash in by making a clone, and figured I should just not comment on that. But then I heard it was made by people who play and mod minecraft, and now I'm pretty stoked! That gives it soul!
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Very fascinating the non-stop barrage of requests for me to stream or go on podcasts or host things completely stopped.
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I might be misremembering, but there's a strong chance the entire end dimension with the dragon fight in minecraft is a direct result of me making a slenderman pun and doubling down on it.
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Making it illegal to use the wrong pronouns THEY ARE THE ONES USING THE WRONG PRONOUNS FUCKING HELL
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Hi there! I'm just subliminally planting the idea that you are going to have a wonderful day, love you.
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People keep asking about Minecraft 2, but what I'm really excited about would be a Minecraft³. Because.. because cubed. Yeah you get it.
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Sometimes as the churning fractal turns and folds in over itself in infinite complexity of chaotic precision, all the infinite turns and corners will align and cancel themselves until nothing exists except for you. Do not fear this.
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What's it called when you find out information on behalf of someone else? Asking for a friend.
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I clicked "view translation" on this tweet, and I feel the need to assure you that the cops stopped this plan last time I tried it.
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Top 5 geometric shapes: 1. Triangle 2. Rhombus 2 3. Square 4. Isosceles Line 5. Rhombus
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Reminder that the creator of Atari missed out on a lifetime achievement award because sexist dickfaces made up (proven lies) about him because gaming hadn't "had it's metoo moment yet. If you're still on the left, PLEASE wake up. You are evil.
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