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Profile pic is kawaii af. Banner by Some of the jokes are original Please bring back alf
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I wish there was an ape eating competition so I could become the chimp chomp champ.
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Secret sauce: Camp the mega health or whatever they're called until they start trying to camp it themselves, then switch to grenade launcher spam.
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Step 1: Play quake 1vs1 on DM1 for the first time in many decades. Step 2: Win 22 to 0 Step 3: Never ever play quake against that person again ever
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Factorio. The premise is you're an engineer that has crash landed on an alien planet with bugs that HATE pollution, so naturally you build factory that produces parts to build an even bigger factory with sentry guns and flame throwers and automated logistic rail systems and
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Yo which game is that?
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Note to self: move cargo landing pad further away from the nuclear power plant.
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I'm a youtube premium customer, and while I do find "your mix" a bit annoying, they are there because I've searched for similar songs. This part of the service I want. Getting told it'll come back in a week or whatever when I try to get rid of lunacy, not so much.
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Oh THAT'S what that sign was for! btw love this man, check out his music or something iunno.
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Exciting news! I'll be answering all your questions during an AMA session on reddit.com/r/electronicmu this Wednesday, see you there! 🙌🏼
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Everything suddenly is everything else! While certainly convenient, you quickly learn they also stopped being themselves. That memory you had of whatsit? It's a secret passage now, and every type of polite phrase, and so on. What do you do?
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RE4VR cutscenes really being the best they could think of despite them completely tanking player immersion opinions please. Reshoot it all in mocap? Skip the plot altogether? Replace it with item crafting somehow?
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One solid rocket fuel for one coal and 60 pyroflux (PER SECOND!) seems overpowered, but I'm far too lazy to do the math. Yes I know I just tweeted about being hungry, but maybe now you know why.
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Man I'm so hungry I could eat a bag of dicks just about now
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The term "roguelike" has changed a LOOT from the original meaning, and I don't mind at all, despite being a huge fan of the original meaning type of games. I think being there for each step in the evolution of the term might explain it, but I'm honestly surprised I'm this chill.
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This is on par with hellraiser sequels only made to keep the movie rights, and nobody expects anyone to actually watch it. Like the one with the webpage and the house, remember that one? I wish I was watching that instead of somehow disconnecting the camera from my dude.
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I'm starting to suspect Postal 4 might be a bit of a turd. It's like playing a sample project, except less cohesive. Easily one of the most seamful experiences I've had this year.
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Are you good at identifying false dichotomies? Yes or no answers only.
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Is there any term for an instruction set with general conditionals (by flag in opcode, perhaps) instead of just having conditional branching? Kind of curious why this isn't the default, but I'm not sure what to even google for here
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2023 yo! Good luck I might make a game, he said, again!
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