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    Feb 25

    This thread is my attempt to even further simplify this excellent video by

    A circle is trying to grow at the point in the middle of a couple of touching circles. It can't. But both circles were actually each a stack of two, so you slide them apart from each other so they lay flat on the plane in a 2x2 grid, and it can.
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  2. 5 hours ago

    UPDATE Version 1.1: I love everything about you, from the bottom to your heart. Patch notes: + Included the listener + Reduced risk of missing the joke + Made it a bit raunchier + Improved flow To install this patch, simply forget the original and memorize the updated one.

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  3. 5 hours ago

    I love everything from the bottom to my heart. And garden path sentences.

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  4. 11 hours ago

    So I installed Vill's Recipe Randomizer for Factorio. It almost feels like discovering the game for the first time all over again and also it's 7 am now. Fun/10, would recommend.

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  5. Mar 15

    I think the part of my brain that keeps telling me a game set on a pendulum world is a creative idea needs to calm down. Btw, that's when you take the ring world from halo, but make it a huge swinging pendulum in space instead. They don't even work in an intertial frame.

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  6. Mar 12

    The keyboard spontaneously started working again, as predicted by several people! Oh, Model M, how I love thee!

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  7. Mar 10

    Keyboard update: I should not have spilled that into there.

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  8. Mar 10

    I inherited a very dirty mechanical keyboard from someone who doesn't wish to incriminate their future self and spent an hour cleaning it yesterday. It's up to "mildly gross" now. Much better!

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  9. Mar 8

    orbb or atlas?

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  10. Mar 8

    Recursive (noun): A method of writing text where you're not sure how to connect an O with the next letter, so you end up looping the O.

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  11. Mar 7

    You know,

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  12. Mar 5

    The next time I say something so funny someone does a spit take and starts cough-laughing, I'm totally saying "sorry, should've warned you about the joking hazard". Well unless the original joke is funnier, better to end on a high note. So I guess I'm never saying that.

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  13. Mar 4

    Fun almost fact: "karma police" means "hug police" in swedish.

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  14. Mar 4

    My favorite(*) brand of sparkling water now has an aluminum foil cover that does not cooperate with removal attempts. Don't make me reach for the alternative, brand! (* third favorite, but that ruins the pacing)

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  15. Mar 3

    "Did you enjoy math class today, little timmy?" "No mom, it was geometry and you know i hate glue."

    They are a bit fiddly but I am enjoying ’s pre-release Polyhedron Models. If you love geometry but hate glue: these could be for you!
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  16. Mar 3

    For a moment I felt like I should learn more aboot Canada when I realized I know very little about it. Then I remembered there are even MORE countries in the world, not just Sweden, France, USA and Canada.

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  17. Mar 3

    Actually, in general I'd recommend Creel if you're into programming. I just found out about him, but by jove does he know his shit.

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  18. Mar 3

    Oh, and I found another even more perfect youtube video:

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  19. Mar 3

    All clear. :)

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  20. Mar 2

    Not the place to ask, but if you got spare energy, send some my way.

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    Feb 28

    2 Player or 1P vs CPU Tic Tac Toe made entirely in ! Huge shout-out to for the incredible arcade machine build! More info below

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