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Try taking your own advice the next time you give it. It's surprisingly effective.

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    17 Dec 2018

    The ideal song is 8:07 minutes.

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  2. 3 hours ago

    also, Aphex Twink

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  3. 3 hours ago
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  4. Retweeted
    Jan 2

    Is considered a Supreme Court Judge? Asking for a friend.

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  5. Retweeted
    Jan 2

    i have had a lot of people asking about "loopholes" to don't pee january. there are no loopholes. you can not use a catheter. you can not have the pee medically removed. stop being such babies and just suck it up. do not pee.

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  6. Jan 1

    I'm sure 2019 will start balancing out soon, but it feels a bit heavy on tuesdays/wednesdays! It's weird how statistics work sometimes, really, when you think about it, a bit.

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  7. 28 Dec 2018
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  8. 28 Dec 2018

    Logarithmic height maps gets you far!

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  9. 26 Dec 2018

    Not sure why youtube recommended this, but I'm very happy it did. Unreasonably catchy.

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  10. 26 Dec 2018

    The pot is doing great , in case you're curious.

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  11. 25 Dec 2018

    Hold my beer, I'm going up the rabbit pole!

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  12. 24 Dec 2018

    I'm starting to think that frisbee is never comi.. wait, is this a mitch hedberg joke? *searches around* Hm, looks fine...ng back!

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  13. Retweeted
    24 Dec 2018
    Replying to

    Merry Christmas Notch!

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  14. 24 Dec 2018

    Merry christmas! I got a utah teapot.

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  15. 23 Dec 2018

    Patreon describing their own rules proves them quite evil indeed.

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  16. 23 Dec 2018

    disclaimer: if you need to produce the originally intended result and know how to do it, this might be calmer, but it's horrible advice.

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  17. 23 Dec 2018

    Don't worry about what you're supposed to do, just have fun with it.

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  18. 23 Dec 2018

    If a guy in a red shirt comes looking for me, could you tell him my stockholm apartment has a chimney or to just give it to luke?

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  19. 22 Dec 2018

    Before you know it, you grow up. And then it's just "hello, fellows".

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  20. 22 Dec 2018

    Thanks for noticing I saw one video about a new subject, YouTube. No pressure or anything, right?

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  21. 22 Dec 2018

    This just worked on the first try. Icosahedral projection.

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