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Try taking your own advice the next time you give it. It's surprisingly effective.

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Oct 11

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  2. Retweeted
    13 hours ago

    Periodic reminder: if you feel that everything is all right, then you are not a useful consumer to advertisers, politicians, and pundits, among others.

    9 replies 60 retweets 333 likes
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  3. 13 hours ago

    Yeah, explains the confusion. It broke when I edited, and I don't proof read. It was supposed to say something like: "They [use the meme] to mockingly accuse them of changing their mind a lot and of forgetting what's not on the news." Not talking about doesn't mean forgetting tho

    Replying to @notch
    "Mocking accusing they to change their minds a lot and forget stuff as soon as it's not in the news". That is a sentence that a third grader would laugh at. Try again Junior, in English this time.
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  4. 14 hours ago

    Not thinking with words does not imply no thoughts. Apparently, there's also a big range in how much people can visualize. Like this video, I had just assumed everybody could do it:

    34 replies 23 retweets 243 likes
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  5. 19 hours ago

    This is the most ridiculous series of events around someone getting sued for two billions dollars I've watched today!

    16 replies 19 retweets 192 likes
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  6. Retweeted
    Oct 15

    my iPhone is senile, if you've seen it you'll know why- it has automatically uninstalled the reminders app to preserve space, but is unable to download new apps. for the last 30 days this has been stuck on my homescreen. there is no clear way to remove it.

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  7. Retweeted
    Oct 14

    I see the Russian bots are out in force

    71 replies 833 retweets 2,863 likes
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  8. Oct 15

    I solved that one years ago. One bathroom for people who want to stand up. One bathroom for people who want to sit down.

    Replying to @notch
    Which bathroom? Male, female, “they”, it, that, etc.
    67 replies 135 retweets 1,569 likes
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  9. Oct 14

    Whatever the news say it's about if you're on the left. Whatever 4chan says it's about if you're on the right.

    Replying to @notch
    But, what is it about, then?
    34 replies 33 retweets 389 likes
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  10. Oct 14

    The NPC meme is used to poke fun at the political left, implying they get their opinions from programming, but by discriminating between fact and propaganda. Mocking accusing they to change their minds a lot and forget stuff as soon as it's not in the news.

    Replying to @notch
    Npc?
    102 replies 130 retweets 989 likes
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  11. Oct 14

    It hasn't been about politics for years.

    my love, what’s all this politics stuff?
    12 replies 12 retweets 290 likes
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  12. Oct 14

    Ah, case solved then!

    Replying to @notch
    You
    8 replies 2 retweets 174 likes
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  13. Oct 14

    Ah, case solved then!

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    Me
    2 replies 5 retweets 151 likes
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  14. Oct 14

    So who leaked the NPC plan to twitter a month ago?

    83 replies 193 retweets 1,902 likes
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  15. Oct 14

    *checks rags patreon* *goes back to bathroom*

    19 replies 23 retweets 781 likes
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  16. Oct 13

    There's an actual relatively civil political argument with multiple people involved happening in my mentions. On twitter. Between humans. I am filled with an unidentified positive emotion, possibly hope.

    83 replies 141 retweets 1,862 likes
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  17. Oct 12

    ICYMI: I made a song yesterday, and I kinda dig how it ended up.

    34 replies 18 retweets 185 likes
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  18. Oct 12

    Looks right to me.

    what am I doing wrong?
    19 replies 45 retweets 778 likes
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  19. Retweeted
    Oct 12

    just drew this, hope you like it my man. Have a great day.

    10 replies 24 retweets 451 likes
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  20. Oct 11

    Preparing for Red Dead Redemption 2.

    131 replies 53 retweets 1,868 likes
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