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@notbrodyjenner

I’m not like all the skinny moms, I’m a cool mom. Lisp lover, existentialist, trampoline enthusiast. More kittens, please 🐱

Los Angeles, CA
Vrijeme pridruživanja: travanj 2009.

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    The art world has become just like fashion/entertainment where there’s some hot new kid you read a W Magazine article about like, “s/he grew up in Malibu, scion of a billionaire rock star and Sports Illustrated super model, but s/he’s making their own name rocking the art world!”

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  2. Highly recommend a movie called The Desk Set (from 1957) that deals with this exact problem.

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    James Carville is fed up, fired up, and scared to death. The idea of a Trump victory in 2020 will do ALL that, and more. “It matters who the candidate is! It matters who the party chooses to talk about! ... Let’s get relevant, people...”

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  5. Okay, in one of my [tech] lists I’m caught up on every single tweet from the past ten days. I just clicked on it and had to go past 70 tweets from the past week I’ve seen several times to see one new tweet from 3 minutes ago (from hi 🙋‍♀️) this is absolute MADNESS.

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  6. If your 11-year-old’s heart condition is so bad he can’t handle the news, he better pray we focus on healthcare. Pretend for a sec this isn’t a boldface lie, the real story is a) stop scaring the shit out of your kids with reckless catastrophizing & 2) kids don’t run the country.

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    Yes, it is *checks notes* Trump's fault that Democrats - who have, for 4+ years, gone on (and on) about "The Russians" - cannot run a provincial vote without Soviet-style 'quality control'....In Stalin's words, 'It is not the vote that counts but who counts the votes'. Sow, Reap

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    My 3 year old read your tweet and was like “I find this story highly dubious, Father.” Kids are so cute!

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    My calico kitty Crayon meowed loudly. “It’s like my bowl is empty and you’re not filling it with kibbles,” she said. Then we all clapped.

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    New: Shadow Inc. investors ACRONYM and Higher Ground Labs are scrubbing their websites of info linking them to the firm behind the app that fueled Iowa caucus chaos last night

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  11. Democrats: “republicans are old and out of touch! OK BOOMER!” Also Democrats: “I can’t figure out how this app on my phone works. Maybe if I blow on it like we did on Nintendos…”

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    perhaps we should not have been so quick to dismiss the call for “no malarkey”

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  14. There’s no way to refresh / force lists to load correctly, no way of seeing news as it develops, much less of knowing what I’ve missed. This is NOT how people use twitter. I’m a completionist and have no way of knowing what I’ve seen. Does this affect & ?

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  15. Please tell me what’s going on at ?! I’ve been using lists that show tweets chronologically for a decade, past 24 hours they just stopped working. I’m trying to follow the election & seeing tweets from 4 days ago, seeing the same old tweets 3 times WTF?

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    Which Mac OS Platinum accent color are you?

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    I love it when the east coast goes to bed and the west coast can just tweet our wildly uninformed but inarguably fun takes without any of these chilly, weird little know-it-alls butting in on our shit

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  18. Jesus, I’ve seen bukkake videos that were more dignified than this mess. I don’t even like Bernie, but I can’t think of anything more poetic than these opportunistic little rats scurrying off of the Titanic and onto the Lusitania.

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    Me when I’m eating out ur mom

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