Not Bill Walton

@NotBillWalton

"It should be 50 people that get the joke, and 50 people horrified" - Patrice O'Neal * Contact: notbillwalton@gmail.com

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  1. Oct 31

    Tonight, I dressed up like Eli Manning and threw candy 10 feet over trick or treaters' heads.

    18 replies 333 retweets 1,160 likes
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  2. Oct 27

    Kobe at home watching the Dodgers choke that game away like..

    6 replies 53 retweets 115 likes
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  3. Oct 27

    Look on the bright side, Dodger fans. At least you get to play Red Dead Redemption 2 early tonight!

    1 reply 15 retweets 60 likes
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  4. Oct 27

    Dave Roberts is helping the Sox win the world series 14 years apart. What a Boston legend!

    7 replies 295 retweets 684 likes
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  5. Oct 25

    Russell Westbrook is a greedy gluttonous goblin, taking shot after shot and single handedly destroying his team's chances at a victory!

    1 reply 24 retweets 68 likes
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  6. Oct 24

    Ryan Madson is most definitely not bout dis life. SHOOK!

    12 retweets 30 likes
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  7. Oct 24

    Kawhi Leonard is clearly a cyborg created by other cyborgs with the ability to go go gadget steal using his auto lock on GPS capabilities. There is no other explanation!

    1 reply 36 retweets 122 likes
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    Oct 22

    We want to send Jon Gruden this shirt ASAP (shirt): 

    3 replies 36 retweets 180 likes
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  9. Oct 20

    Ohio State lost to Purdue by 29 points. But good news for Urban Meyer; he won’t remember it.

    14 replies 304 retweets 925 likes
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  10. Oct 20

    Awful loss for Coach Urban Meyer tonight. I hate when bad things happen to good people.

    5 replies 30 retweets 102 likes
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  11. Oct 19

    An accurate rendition of what is happening to Ryu right now

    2 replies 29 retweets 54 likes
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  12. Oct 18

    Hey if you wants to build your wall quickly all you need to do is order Secret Service to follow the 3 point shooters around to collect all these bricks

    10 replies 77 retweets 291 likes
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  13. Oct 12

    BREAKING: The NFL has fined the entire Giants Offensive Line for multiple roughing the passer plays last night.

    3 replies 50 retweets 232 likes
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  14. Oct 8

    Red Sox destroyed the Yankees 16-1. Yankees haven’t been eviscerated this badly since the Battle of Chickamauga in 1863.

    3 replies 25 retweets 89 likes
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  15. Oct 8

    Indians lost. Braves lost. Redskins are getting blown out. It really is Columbus Day.

    122 replies 4,819 retweets 16,227 likes
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  16. Oct 8

    Today is ! I'm celebrating by breaking into my neighbor’s house, 'discovering' his big screen TV and taking it home for myself.

    5 replies 94 retweets 259 likes
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  17. Oct 5

    Enough with this Men vs Women nonsense. White women voted over 50% for Trump, and white women held the power over and Susan Collins failed us. This is good vs evil. George McFly vs Biff, dogs vs cats, USA vs GOP. Good must prevail!

    9 replies 31 retweets 94 likes
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  18. Sep 28

    Who DID THIS!?!?! Let Jules Winnfield interview him!

    17 replies 312 retweets 762 likes
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  19. Sep 27

    When Kavanaugh says "Renate said we never had sex" it does not absolve him of PRETENDING he had sex with her and hence writing "Renate Alumnius". He lied to his friends then about sexual conquests, and he is lying now. This much is obvious. The lying makes him unfit.

    10 replies 24 retweets 75 likes
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  20. Sep 27

    I'm waiting for Brett Kavanaugh to just completely lose it right now and scream out

    1 reply 12 retweets 74 likes
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