Abby Norman

@notabbynormal

Writer/Porch Witch. Currently writing a book called FLARE about that's been acquired by ✨→ literary agent:

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Joined October 2011
Born on April 11
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  1. 3 hours ago

    “what makes besmirching Claire Underwood villainous is also what I can’t…” — 

    “…what makes besmirching Claire Underwood villainous is also what I can’t help but find admirable about her…” from “The Villainization of Claire Underwood” by Abby Norman.
    4:50 PM - 10 Apr 2016 · Details
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  2. 3 hours ago

    also if there are places that have dogs to deliver the pho to me i would like that please

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    3 hours ago

    Watch as SpaceX successfully lands a freakin' rocket on a freakin' barge:

    4:31 PM - 10 Apr 2016 · Details
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  4. 3 hours ago

    I'm headed to NYC on Weds and I'll be there the whole month so tell me where to get the best pho.

    4:37 PM - 10 Apr 2016 · Details
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    4 hours ago

    The Boston Globe prints mock front page ripped from a dark, Trump-led future:

    4:00 PM - 10 Apr 2016 · Details
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    4 hours ago

    How one British company is trying to make paid period leave work

    4:00 PM - 10 Apr 2016 · Details
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    4 hours ago

    Superb graphic novel about separation, the end of childhood, and the tradeoffs of happiness

    3:44 PM - 10 Apr 2016 · Details
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  8. 4 hours ago

    I just joined the at to help educate . Every signup counts. Get started here

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    Apr 5 Manhattan, NY

    Get your questions answered. Register for 's Medical Conference

    6:19 AM - 5 Apr 2016 · Details
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  10. 4 hours ago

    : 's Born In The USA is about how great America is ∗ ◕ ں ◕ ∗

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  11. 5 hours ago

    I feel like all her songs are just spells to put us into a beautiful trance.

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  12. 5 hours ago

    "The name "Enya" is a phonetic spelling of how her birth name, Eithne, is pronounced in Irish Gaelic, her native tongue."

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  13. 5 hours ago

    I find Enya endlessly fascinating. She's like a glorious Irish witch who hit the scene in the '80s and hasn't changed at all.

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  14. 6 hours ago

    mood:

    1:30 PM - 10 Apr 2016 · Details
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    9 hours ago

    Thought of the day, syphilitic bones look a bit like crumpets. Sorry for ruining your breakfast guys.

    10:09 AM - 10 Apr 2016 · Details
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    7 hours ago

    i immediately imagined a twig

    12:58 PM - 10 Apr 2016 · Details
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    7 hours ago

    meager, adj.: There are days we have that can be measured in mere dozens of words, and I feel less because of them.

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    Apr 6

    If you face swap Ted Cruz with Kevin from The Office, he is still Ted Cruz.

    4:38 PM - 6 Apr 2016 · Details
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  20. 10 hours ago

    aka:

    seventies witch
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