vichy yoda

@notLane

I'm an old fool

Gilberts, IL
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Joined February 2010
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Feb 24

    My life motto

    God bless the fools … all positive vibes!
  2. Mar 21

    9:48 AM - 21 Mar 2016 · Details
  3. Mar 21

    I know the "I left twitter" think piece thing is idiotic. But like really leaving twitter sounds pretty good. You just never write about it.

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  4. Mar 21

    Strongly considering that now. (deleting my account on twitter's birthday)

  5. Mar 21

    How great would it be if everyone deleted their twitter account today?

    3 likes
  6. Mar 21

    I own five or six pant suits. But I only have one pant suit I really like.

  7. Mar 21

    I imagine Ben Dreyfuss as Michael Caine in Batman saying this

    My hope for Twitter is that one day we all wake up and it just isn't there anymore. It'll be hard at first, but then it will be good.
  8. Mar 21

    I would be ok with this.

    Men At Work In Pantsuits; Who Can Take Them Seriously
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  10. Retweeted
    30 May 2015

    [mysterious old lady flips tarot card revealing a dude who looks exactly like me flying a hot air balloon into power lines] Me: is that good

    15,255 retweets 27,611 likes
  11. Mar 21

    Agreed, 100, *fire emoji* and all other affirmations in this god awful medium.

    There are a lot of ways to use twitter but objectively the best way is telling dirty jokes and meeting smart/funny people
    1 like
  12. Mar 21

    This is me

  13. Mar 20

    Cool chart dude

    99% of the growth in jails over the last 15 years was in the detention of people who are legally innocent
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  14. Retweeted
    Mar 20

    Learned today that the Brits are spelling it artefact and we're doing nothing about that.

    10 retweets 124 likes
  15. Mar 20

    Truth

    jay z can pull as many albums as he wants from apple music we're really not losing much if we can't hear the blueprint 3
  16. Mar 20

    Just solved my first Rubik's cube. is my inspiration

    6:58 PM - 20 Mar 2016 · Details
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  17. Mar 20

    Just saw the house I think I'm going to buy. This is a big moment, everyone. I'll keep you posted.

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  18. Mar 20

    This is the kind of bold thinking & leadership xtianity needs in the twenty-first century.

    My son just referred to Palm branches as 'Jesus feathers.'
  19. Mar 19

    Both of those batman action figures came equipped with guns. I don't know why. Batman has traditionally been anti gun

  20. Mar 19

    Armored Batman action figure based on the new film. Pretty sweet

    5:21 PM - 19 Mar 2016 · Details
  21. Mar 19

    Is this like Steampunk Batman or something?

    5:16 PM - 19 Mar 2016 · Details

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