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  2. I know the "I left twitter" think piece thing is idiotic. But like really leaving twitter sounds pretty good. You just never write about it.

  3. Strongly considering that now. (deleting my account on twitter's birthday)

  4. How great would it be if everyone deleted their twitter account today?

  5. I own five or six pant suits. But I only have one pant suit I really like.

  6. I imagine Ben Dreyfuss as Michael Caine in Batman saying this

  7. vichy yoda followed and
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    [mysterious old lady flips tarot card revealing a dude who looks exactly like me flying a hot air balloon into power lines] Me: is that good

  9. Agreed, 100, *fire emoji* and all other affirmations in this god awful medium.

  10. Retweeted

    Learned today that the Brits are spelling it artefact and we're doing nothing about that.

  11. Just solved my first Rubik's cube. is my inspiration

  12. Just saw the house I think I'm going to buy. This is a big moment, everyone. I'll keep you posted.

  13. This is the kind of bold thinking & leadership xtianity needs in the twenty-first century.

  14. Both of those batman action figures came equipped with guns. I don't know why. Batman has traditionally been anti gun

  15. Armored Batman action figure based on the new film. Pretty sweet

  16. Is this like Steampunk Batman or something?

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