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Norm Macdonald

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This is my official twitter i like bananas. theyre yellow.

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    Norm Macdonald‏ @normmacdonald 11 Sep 2018

    Roseanne and Louis have both been very good friends of mine for many years. They both made terrible mistakes and I would never defend their actions. If my words sounded like I was minimizing the pain that their victims feel to this day, I am deeply sorry.

    4:47 pm - 11 Sep 2018
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      1. Z‏ @zurbo1984 11 Sep 2018
        Replying to @normmacdonald

        Love ya norm

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      2. Grace Dobbyn‏ @gracedobbyn 11 Sep 2018
        Replying to @PlanetTuck @normmacdonald

        Pretty sure the last thing a comedian should do is cause pain to a group of people who have already been treated like shit and cast aside.

        1 reply . 0 retweets 11 likes
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      1. mark‏ @reinforcedtv 11 Sep 2018
        Replying to @normmacdonald

        Never apologize to the mob. They will still attack you no matter what, sometimes even worse.

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      2. Connemara‏ @typerofthings 11 Sep 2018
        Replying to @normmacdonald

        We know what you meant and its correct

        1 reply . 0 retweets 87 likes
      3. Ms.I Stay Busy‏ @gigglesngrin 12 Sep 2018
        Replying to @typerofthings @normmacdonald

        he should say what he meant instead of saying something else and it meaning something else. When you know better you do better, not something else

        2 replies . 0 retweets 0 likes
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      1. Chuck‏ @occupyfinearts 11 Sep 2018
        Replying to @normmacdonald

        I stand by you Norm. To many in the world today take offense to anything anyone may say and that some even think. It is refreshing when some stand up and speak the truth and not just the one sided agendas of some.

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      2. Josh Gray‏ @joshyawah 11 Sep 2018
        Replying to @HoffMPLS @normmacdonald

        I know god says don't judge lest ye be judged.. but this @JonHoffmannMN guy sounds like a real jerk!

        0 replies . 0 retweets 6 likes
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      1. #infoiscapital‏ @JeffJeffpart3 11 Sep 2018
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