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    Norm Macdonald‏Verified account @normmacdonald Sep 11

    Roseanne and Louis have both been very good friends of mine for many years. They both made terrible mistakes and I would never defend their actions. If my words sounded like I was minimizing the pain that their victims feel to this day, I am deeply sorry.

    4:47 PM - 11 Sep 2018
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      2. Jason Waterfalls‏ @JonHoffmannMN Sep 11
        Replying to @normmacdonald

        There’s no “if” here. I was excited for your new show and now I look forward to its cancellation.

        361 replies 8 retweets 426 likes
      3. Dutch‏ @The_Hard_Gudbye Sep 12
        Replying to @JonHoffmannMN @normmacdonald

        Oh look, another twitter user giddy of the possibility to destroy someone’s life. They’re like piranhas. Go away, you never were going to watch in the first place. Only here to throw shade at someone you don’t know.

        16 replies 15 retweets 808 likes
      4. K_Dawn‏ @kd_hovis Sep 12
        Replying to @The_Hard_Gudbye @JonHoffmannMN @normmacdonald

        Lol! Amen!

        3 replies 0 retweets 27 likes
      5. Donglerus‏ @shanelollol Sep 13
        Replying to @kd_hovis @The_Hard_Gudbye and

        and by the way norms career will never be destroyed because hes the funniest person of our generation

        1 reply 1 retweet 72 likes
      6. Jj‏ @Jj94067297 Sep 13
        Replying to @shanelollol @kd_hovis and

        He is not funny

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      7. Donglerus‏ @shanelollol Sep 14
        Replying to @Jj94067297 @kd_hovis and

        i know that being funny is a mostly a matter of opinion but if you ask any comedian who the funniest guy ever is they will say Norm. Almost every huge name comedian has enormous respect for Norm and rightfully

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      8. End of conversation
      1. New conversation
      2. Pearl Jam Sucks‏ @indyokiemark Sep 12
        Replying to @normmacdonald

        I would never feel the need to apologize for defending my friends, ever.

        9 replies 7 retweets 283 likes
      3. BismarkJones‏ @theBismarkJones Sep 12
        Replying to @indyokiemark @normmacdonald

        He shouldn't of apologized.

        8 replies 9 retweets 279 likes
      4. [Redacted]‏ @TheVeryRealRB Sep 13
        Replying to @theBismarkJones @indyokiemark @normmacdonald

        Agree. Never apologize. It just puts blood in the water.

        3 replies 3 retweets 149 likes
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      2. Jez Shuvani‏ @JezFever Sep 12
        Replying to @normmacdonald

        Your words WERE minimizing the victims. You said the victims didn't have to go through what your two buddies went through. Like your buds had it worse. Trust me. They didnt. Forgiveness for all but rolling your eyes at the victims makes me roll my eyes at you.

        57 replies 0 retweets 83 likes
      3. James Marc Cobain‏ @jcobain80 Sep 12
        Replying to @JezFever @normmacdonald

        They did have it worse. Explain to me how they didn’t or retract your statement? Remember all Roseanne done was send a tweet. Louis CK flashed his junk. It was not rape.

        17 replies 1 retweet 160 likes
      4. Jez Shuvani‏ @JezFever Sep 12
        Replying to @jcobain80 @normmacdonald

        Just because it's not rape doesn't mean it doesn't damage someone. A very different kind of damage than getting your movie or network show canceled. If your haven't been through it, you don't know.

        29 replies 0 retweets 56 likes
      5. James Marc Cobain‏ @jcobain80 Sep 12
        Replying to @JezFever @normmacdonald

        I agree it could damage someone. I disagree that it is as damaging as losing your entire career. For example if you said to me that I had a choice of you flashing me/sending a mean tweet or me losing my career. I’m choosing the mean tweet/flashing 11 times out of ten.

        11 replies 1 retweet 174 likes
      6. Jez Shuvani‏ @JezFever Sep 12
        Replying to @jcobain80 @normmacdonald

        I would choose the mean tweets and flashing too. But he did more than flash. I would not choose that. But like I said in my first tweet, I think forgiveness and help for both are important. Comparing who has it worse was not necessary (or smart) and was hurtful to some.

        4 replies 0 retweets 8 likes
      7. Jez Shuvani‏ @JezFever Sep 12
        Replying to @JezFever @jcobain80 @normmacdonald

        I disagree that it's factually correct. It's his opinion and yours. Not mine. But I do agree he hasn't done anything wrong. This is America. He can give any opinion he wants. And so can I.

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
      8. James Marc Cobain‏ @jcobain80 Sep 12
        Replying to @JezFever @normmacdonald

        As you say he has done nothing wrong and you already agreed with me on what was worse. The defence rests your honour.

        3 replies 0 retweets 41 likes
      9. Jez Shuvani‏ @JezFever Sep 12
        Replying to @jcobain80 @normmacdonald

        I said Norm has the right to say what he wants. Not that his two buddies had it worse. I maintain that they didn't.

        3 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
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      2. Taylor Grant‏ @misstaylorgrant Sep 11
        Replying to @normmacdonald

        I know you mean well, but this is why powerful white men MUST please stop trying to mansplain this issue. Can we consider how many not-so-prominent women have "ended it" because of the harassment, assault, lack of opportunity they've endured?

        359 replies 11 retweets 358 likes
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