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@norcross

I'm not even supposed to be here today. does nerd shit at

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Jan 26

    shit’s pretty fucked up, isn’t it.

    13 replies 3 retweets 47 likes
  2. Retweeted
    20 minutes ago

    This is the second time I’m living through a major historic event, I have to say I liked the first one (fall of European communism) better.

    1 retweet 5 likes
  3. 32 minutes ago

    “code orange”? is Trump coming in town for a rally?

    Code Orange Air Quality Alert for Sunday. Air pollution levels are unhealthy for sensitive groups. Limit time outside!
  4. Retweeted
    56 minutes ago

    Looking nervous

    What Was Jay Z Doing in Jamaica?
    1 reply 4 retweets 11 likes
  5. Retweeted
    3 hours ago

    Help

    51 replies 290 retweets 1,333 likes
  6. Retweeted
    22 hours ago

    i haven't been on a date in years, is this normal

    19 replies 84 retweets 154 likes
  7. Retweeted
    7 hours ago

    No one lives here. This is a map of all the census districts in the US with zero people-ALL the green = 0 population

    31 replies 388 retweets 481 likes
  8. Retweeted
    22 hours ago

    In case you were wondering: this is what a computer thinks Salad Fingers would look like as a human.

    45 replies 255 retweets 1,127 likes
  9. Retweeted
    6 hours ago

    Anyone in the area in need of some tables? I just finished my handmade replacements; need to sell these =>

    1 reply 1 retweet
  10. Retweeted
    Jun 9
    Replying to

    Lady Devs & Community, please apply! Our entire team is actively working to avoid becoming a sausage fest. 🙄

    1 reply 15 retweets 21 likes
  11. 6 hours ago

    tag yourself: I’m potato tornado

    *view at your own risk* This is the most controversial ranking I've ever seen on Twitter.
    4 replies 3 likes
  12. Retweeted
    10 hours ago

    Sometimes self-care can feel like being a lazy shit. Trust yourself. Need a couch day? Take a couch day.

    7 retweets 11 likes
  13. Retweeted
    7 hours ago

    Fascism cosplay is basically exactly what you’d expect

    Replying to @evan7257
    "The time for reasoning and negotiating with these people have passed"
    4 replies 2 retweets 11 likes
  14. Retweeted
    7 hours ago

    when the stockholm syndrome hits

    4 replies 42 retweets 115 likes
  15. Retweeted
    8 hours ago
    Replying to

    CSS is easy. It's just a few thousand key value pairs that have quirks in each browser that you have to memorize.

    13 replies 373 retweets 752 likes
  16. Retweeted
    8 hours ago
    Replying to

    It cost a fortune but I bought a billboard and it's real

    1 retweet 3 likes
  17. Retweeted
    9 hours ago

    Your first Doctor Who is the best Doctor Who. Your first James Bond is the best James Bond. Your first Batman is the best Batman.

    1 reply 7 retweets 23 likes
  18. 8 hours ago
    Replying to

    65. I can almost never bring myself to throw away a chord for any device for any reason. I have a huge bin full of random ones.

    1 reply 2 likes
  19. Retweeted
    8 hours ago

    All the rumors about Slack being a great place to do your best work? They’re totally true.

    Know anyone who wants to lead iOS at Slack? We’re hiring!
    2 retweets 3 likes
  20. 9 hours ago
    Replying to

    64. I’ve spent more money on concerts in the last 3 years than I had my entire life before.

    1 reply 1 like
  21. 9 hours ago

    aww shit Adam West

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