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@norbiznesss

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Unincorporated Travis County, TX
Vrijeme pridruživanja: rujan 2018.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    11. velj 2019.

    Throw away your weak-ass alarm clocks and get yourself a SNOWBALL™! He promptly meows for breakfast at 6 a.m. and dinner at 4 p.m. He's Daylight Savings-proof (somehow), never turns off when the power goes out, and bites you if you try to hit his snooze button!

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  2. prije 3 sata

    We sat on this one so long we wet ourselves!

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  3. prije 3 sata

    A reminder that in a month the people of South Texas have a chance to have an actual Democrat, endorsed by AOC, Sanders and Warren, represent them. It's an underdog campaign so each little bit helps.

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  4. prije 3 sata

    The next paper that makes a grand pronouncement off a fucked caucus awarding shit-all delegates where nobody got 30% is... (Washington Post dumps 19 stories at once, burying me alive)

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  5. prije 3 sata

    The Bucks might win 70 games this year, but the thing I like most about them is that their roster sounds like extras in the POW camp in Stalag 17: Connaughton! DiVincenzo! Antetokounmpo! Lopez! Ilysova! Connaughton's the guy from Hell's Kitchen always looking for a scrap.

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  6. prije 4 sata

    And by represent we mean are significantly whiter and disability-free that the average person in the respective larger electorates.

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  7. prije 13 sati

    And now imagine having to cover that for a living, it's like scraping resin out of a pipe that was only burning dirt-weed to begin with,

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  8. prije 13 sati

    Imagine stopping what you're doing to see free advertising for Trump by the shitty, no-lessons-learned cable networks during the middle of your work day or in the middle of your Young & The Restless episode.

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  9. prije 13 sati

    "I've never been closer than to the people I've threatened into a suicide pact," said the person who magically began suffering from bone spurs as his draft number came up.

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  10. prije 14 sati

    Had the Thunder in Paradise producers released their series-ending two-parter as a movie it would have won Best Picture over LA Confidential, Pulp Fiction and Forrest Gump. I'm sorry somebody told me to post my MOST CONTROVERSIAL POP CULTURE TAKE but they seem to have disappeared

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  11. prije 15 sati

    I think this is the Constitutional equivalent of "this is not who we are." Of course the power doesn't reside with the people, don't be silly.

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  12. prije 15 sati

    Snowball (and Maggie) react to a snowball formed from an actual snowfall in East Austin in December 2017.

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  13. prije 17 sati

    Never let it be said that GOP Senators can't be motivated into evidence-gathering action when the mood strikes! I heard that the Vince Foster file needs to perused with a fresh set of eyes, and then the infamous ObamaTanSuitGate.

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  14. 6. velj

    If I had a little professional dignity, something I suspect deserted the Times decades ago, I'm not sure I'd want a "come look at the menagerie of freaks" circus sideshow business model for my editorial section. And we haven't even factored in the bearded lady (Maureen Dowd).

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  15. 6. velj

    Next week's editorial lineup Douthat: Impeachment is making women both frigid and loose Stephens: It's sad to see Romney fall in with a cult that hates success Brooks: This nice person just taught me how to use Google, will wonders never cease.

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  16. 6. velj

    "Imagine if the Democrats had been legislating for the last several year instead of pursuing impeachment" "They have, all the bills died because of Mitch McConnell" "Holy shit, I'm bad at this" "Never fear, David, you've always a home ginning up hate-clicks at the New Yotk Times"

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  17. 5. velj

    "I apologize, sir, for not telling you sooner that you're a degenerate, sadistic old man." Issur Danielovitch, 1916-2020.

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  18. 5. velj

    I hope the will pay for itself I hope that Kavanaugh comports himself with dignity I hope that the President isn't planning another impeachable offense and retribution spree. If I were a Mainer I'd be livid at how bad this makes my electoral choices look

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  19. 5. velj

    This must be in line with the philosophy outlined in his early album "Nothing Matters and What If It Did"

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  20. 5. velj

    Rocko's Modern Life: The gritty origin story/reboot.

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  21. 5. velj

    That tears it, Mittens, you're been officially downgraded to an AINO (Authoritarian in Name Only)

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