Mistress Nora

I've seen Søren naked more often then he's seen himself naked. You wanna know if he's circumcised? Earn that knowledge the way I did.

It's before noon and I'm awake. Something's not right with the world. I'm staying in bed until a virgin sacrifice shows up. I'm patient.

Who do I have to sleep with around here to get somebody to sleep with me around here?

Later, Sluts. My right & I have a date with Michael Fassbender and James McAvoy. Don't look at me like that, Wes. YOU made me see the movie.

So if I set up an account for Wesley, should his Twitter handle be @WesleyPleaseFuckMe or @WesleyStopBeingAVirgin? Decisions, decisions.

I'm bored already. Excuse me, I have an intern to bite.

Has anyone seen my riding crop? No, the other one. Not that one either. DAMMIT, WESLEY! STOP CLEANING! Again, I'm shouting on Twitter.

Gotta go. Someone just emailed me some incest fiction. #priorities

Maybe if I start a Twitter account for Wes that'll get him over here. He's on Facebook with the rest of the 12 year olds.

WESLEY! Put batteries on the grocery list. They're for the...flashlights.

Just checked my new followers. This is a hen party. I need some cock.

This Twitter thing is so much better than actually accomplishing anything of value.

WESLEY! Why am I shouting on Twitter?

I need to get Wes on Twitter. Would give me more mediums in which to order him around. WESLEY! Twitter account! STAT!

I'm a Dominatrix, by the way. I do not follow. I AM followed. You've been warned.

For the record, the only reason I'm one Twitter is because I'm trying to my publisher's digital project manager, Adam, in bed. #callmeEve

So...anyone here need a beating?