the moral of these tweets is if you don't teach your kids what sex slang means they will make up weird and hilarious shit
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apparently this needs an FAQ Q: wait what is chain smoking then A: smoking cigarettes one after the other real fast
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Q: how do i see all the quote tweets if im not supposed to reply A: search the url of the original tweet
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if you saw this tweet and were like "oh cool an opportunity to tell a stranger about your sex shit", you're gross
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"i believed them when they said masturbation did [MYTH] but now i know it's a lie and i masturbate!" i don't care
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the really common ones: that color was invented when color photos were, dogs and cats are the same species
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blow jobs involve actual blowing and/or a hair dryer, sex is just getting naked with someone else, sex is just kissing
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and a lot of people are like "when i was a kid i thought democracy was real!" or "i thought there was justice" and other various bummers
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like yeah i know we live in a miserable capitalist hellscape run by a comic book villain but i need a break
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When my brother had chicken pox I told everyone that he had smallpox.
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A surprising no. of lovely people have done me the honour of liking this tweet. Its some recompense for my embarrassment at the time [...]
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