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@noosch

Born Feb. 24, 1897. Author, magizoologist. Hufflepuff. Married to Porpentina Goldstein, 2 sons. Awarded the Order of Merlin, second class, 1979.

Dorset, England
Joined July 2009

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    9 hours ago
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    But its not really a wall, it’s more like a fence, but a really tall fence with steel that you can see through. Like metal slats, but close enough together that you can’t pass anything through the slats. Really tall, unless it is in a place where you can’t build ... Nevermind

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    There is a national emergency alright. He lives at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.

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    This is something EVERY American should be scared to death about! To think that an American President could declare a national emergency when no real emergency is present is very, very frightening. What if he decided to declare a national emergency before his reelection?

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    The average age of a U.S. Senator is 64. Seriously, that's the average.--Half of them are actually older, which means they at least lived through the Cold War, if not WWII. They *know* our history with Russia. How are they not completely losing their sh*t over this?

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    11 hours ago

    Are these GOPers actually criticizing a politician for swearing? These whiners support a man who: Said "Grab them by the p*****" Called African nations "shithole countries" Called NFL players "sons of bitches" So, unless these whiners disavow trump, then they need to SHUT. UP.

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    Amazing that manages to normalize talk of his own impeachment four days into 2019

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    Jesus, listen to this guy. #Individual#1 says he can keep the shutdown going for "months or years." Really? Hotels, casinos, steaks, colleges, TV shows --We've seen the evidence: the only thing can keep going for years is his mouth.

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    13 hours ago

    Just learned that the shutdown will affect tax returns... So if this continues for a year, as dumb Donald is threatening, millions of Americans will see significant delays in receiving their tax refunds... and all because an asshole who didn’t pay his taxes wants to play games...

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    30 Dec 2018

    Number 1 on the top 20 of 2018. Congrats sir! Awesome song, album and year!!

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    Congratulations to the ladies making our voices heard in Washington D.C. Artist: Mike Lukovich

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    15 hours ago

    Donald Trump once said he could have ‘nailed' Princess Diana, if she passed an HIV Test, just months after her death. Fake outrage over Rep Tlaib. Period.

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    Our friend Chuck Rosenberg blew my mind today- must watch:

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    Last month, Trump said he’d be proud to own the shutdown. Yesterday Kellyanne Conway said Donald “doesn’t own the shutdown any longer.” For a guy with “bone spurs,” he sure does run away fast!

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    This shutdown cannot and should not last “months or even years.” We have bipartisan solutions ready NOW that already passed the Senate. It’s time to get our full government back to work.

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    This is SO confusing. The wall's already built? Or do you still need $5B for the wall? Is Mexico still paying for it? Oh, so they'll pay LATER, you say? But you're building it anyway, even if you don't get $5B? So wait...why is the government shut down? dammit!

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    18 hours ago

    Trump threatened to close the government for years. That’s absolutely insane. I hope Mueller arrests him in the Oval Office, right now. This is absurd. No one in their right mind should be standing by this lunatic anymore. Only accomplices would do that at this point. Traitors.

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    17 hours ago

    God damn, Trump hasn’t been this thirsty since he was laying mouth wide open under a pissing Moscow prostitute. He can’t handle Nancy Pelosi being recognized as this nation’s real leader, backed by an army of inspirational Congressional women eager to dice up some orange mushroom

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    17 hours ago

    “See-through steel” You must be joking with Dobby This dude just ain’t right in the head.....

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    21 hours ago

    BREAKING: Democrats will publicly release Mueller report. Chairman Nadler says “We will make sure it is public, make sure the American people know what’s in it.” I was with him yesterday, and I can tell you for a fact, he will make anything Mueller-related it public. No doubt.

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