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Vrijeme pridruživanja: kolovoz 2016.

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    24. kol 2019.
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    *starts weeping, barely able to say the words, thinking about my family* “A-As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain, I take a look at my wife and realize she’s very plain, B-b-but that’s just perfect for an Amish like me...”

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    Yes! This Woman Was Named CEO to Distract From Her Company’s Sexual Harassment Lawsuit:

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    I really cannot emphasize enough that the auto industry's own marketing research has identified SUV buyers as profound assholes

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    Homegrown Georgia speedster Ladd McConkey has made his college decision.

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    fuck the nut. i hate the nut. if i see then nut in person i will stomp him out. this “baby” (fake infant, just a small man) murdered my best friend. it’s on sight with that small bitch

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    Bernie needs to put out a statement regarding his more vocal supporters, saying that Hillary Clinton is a deeply terrible person who ran a hubris campaign and whiffed it, and she literally had slave labor in the AR governor's mansion, and that it's perfectly reasonable to boo her

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    Real Life Frog and Toad? This Couple is Gay:

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    I still think about this tweet regularly

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    Sorry I Didn’t Respond To Your Text! I Get Overwhelmed By Simple Tasks:

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    30. sij
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    If your feminist standards only apply to white western women it is useless to me and millions of women thx

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    “No one is more authentic than Kid Rock”

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    26. sij
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    I get that part of the Nostalgia Merch Market is belief that you're alone in remembering a thing, but today I overheard two people having a conversation about how "half the people wearing Powerline shirts don't even know what movie he's from" guys this was GOOFY MOVIE GATEKEEPING

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    23. sij

    Straight women will really buy bedframes and clean sheets and won't even have a PS4 yet. What do you do after fucking, play Throw Pillow IV? grow up

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    19. sij

    I could not find / therefore I made a Jellicle Cat name generator. I'm Jojobacheeks. See you at the Jellicle ball! 🌝🚂

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    I just did a real spit take because I guess there's a sea urchin population boom but my friend decided to bring this up while I was taking a big drink of coke zero by saying "So sea urchins are exploding"

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  18. 20. sij

    haha the nyt is so dumb. anyway is anyone gonna tell me who klobuchar is

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    I feel like fandom in general has grown too hostile to the whole idea of redemption arcs, or people who have wronged others becoming friends/allies/lovers, under the guise of "abuse apologia." That bugs me. But, y'know... this is The Sheik!

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    19. sij

    How to Tell Your Friends You Can't Watch a Scary Movie Because to You Fear is Sort of Bad:

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    19. sij

    This 7-Year-Old Graduated College, But Got A Communications Degree from A Party School So Don’t Get Too Excited:

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