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@nomchompskey

How you doing. I used to be Jimmy Falcone, a capo in the New York crime family. avi by edited by myself

Saskatchewan
Joined June 2017

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    Dec 31
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  2. 3 Sep 2018
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  3. 10 hours ago

    Mothman is real and he steals dogs

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  4. 12 hours ago

    Can you people stop being so damn curious about everything. What’s next how did the Jedi take a shit

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  5. Eat your lv. 99 boss

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  6. 9 hours ago
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  8. 7 hours ago
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  9. matpat screwing up so bad even tobyfox calls him a fuck-up is great

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  10. 3 hours ago

    My whale fuckung manifesto is being increasingly displayed on road signs, bar menus, marquis and fake Seventh day Adventist promotional foldouts. This is a good thing. If you want to psrticipate in its disbrution while being educated about its purpose, contact

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  11. 5 hours ago
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  12. 6 hours ago

    Might as well strike the iron while it's hot, and jump on this whole thing

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  13. I angered the folks at . That was'nt my intent. And I don't want to belittle the suffering of the families of the young men killed or maimed attempting to copulate with a whale. However, i used 'whalefucker' to draw attentiion. I will continue. Forgive me.

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  14. 5 hours ago

    I was about to go to sleep then remembered this happened today and started cackling jesus christ

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  15. 7 hours ago

    Pottermore is the lowkey stealing my parody of JK Rowling from 2015

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  16. 13 hours ago

    this is all on you, rowling

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  17. 12 hours ago

    jk rowling is trying to kill her own series this is the most chaotic self sabotage

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  18. 18 hours ago

    JK ROWLING: oh, did i mention wizards shat themselves where they stood until roughly the 1700s? just pooped right in place and magicked it away. brilliant, no? PUBLISHER: doesn’t... the plot of your second book... hinge on a 1000 year old muggle plumbing system? JK ROWLING: no :)

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  19. 6 hours ago

    Fuck it you know what JK Rowling? Why not just make a poopus removus spell that makes poop disappear straight from your bowels, don't even need to crap then

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