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Fantasizing about preschool naps in cots side by side. No lice. Just 50cm away tatami style w sheets the smell of downy fresh, peanut free. U chant the alphabet b4 bed n listen to "if u give a mouse a cookie" fr a sweet melodious soprano voice.
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and as the conversation slowly fades as people drift off to sleep, light snoring emerges which eventually evolves to monstrous volumes with the person never being invited again only to be diagnosed with severe sleep apnea 20 years later
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This sounds great, but King sheets are too much. Can we make this dream attainable for (no ownership, sadly no dog) people?
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Don't forget the forts made out of sheets and chairs
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Lol you forgot boom box with a touch of whimsy
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