you can’t hear it but I’m crying in this clip bc one cow ambled over to say hi and I was too scared to sprint away from it and wanted to be friendly but also I could picture it rupturing every one of my internal organs by accidentally sitting on mepic.twitter.com/iqHWAUzrUL
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also I actually stopped eating cows bc I thought what if hinduism got it right and cows are sacred. cows basically meditate all the time and they’re very gentle and they make me squirm with fear when they contemplate me the same way god does
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plz add me to the list of replies who want to know where this excessively idyllic morning run path is

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I'm not sure but it looks exactly like Milpitas or Fremont hills
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you live in a fantasy novel i love this
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I’ve been chased by a cow in the Alps before. That was scary.
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First photo looks like the cow had an eye in its ear... was worried you were running near chernobyl
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Where are you this looks absolutely magical and also I'm glad your organs are intact
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this looks like paradise
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