watching several of my guy friends go through the transition where—having achieved financial stability and an envy-inducing career trajectory at the age of 26—they suddenly get a therapist and a personal trainer, take up skydiving and start looking for a fiancée
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In the alternate universe where I don't own a bedframe, I'm also reminding women how well I slept on tatami mats in Japan. Hitting girls with that 1,2 punch: you're wrong and I'm cultured.
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Plot twist: telling a woman "you're wrong" and "I'm cultured" don't come off as well as you hoped, and you just end up alone and sleeping on the floor thinking about how cultured and right you are.
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