u fix ur jira board for the 3rd time this hour and take a twitter break. u see an egirl and DM her 'hi ur funny
' for the 5th time this month. she doesnt reply. u tell ur friends what a hoe she is. after all, u've been coding since u were 15. ur the moral compass of america.
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