Noah Gilmore

@noahsark769

Berkeley grad, developer, musician. Sometimes witty. iOS and web dev.

Berkeley
noahgilmore.com
Joined September 2008
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  1. Jun 7

    Soon cold brew and craft IPAs will merge and become an unstoppable hipster monstrosity. It's only a matter of time people

    3 replies 3 likes
  2. May 26

    Finally I can get on with my life

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  3. May 25

    Why have I not discovered Dash snippets until now

  4. May 24

    Anyone else deathly afraid they'll randomly forget to take the fork off the plate before putting it in the microwave...or nah

    2 likes
  5. May 19

    Python isoformat: never without timespec, not even once

  6. May 12

    Is there a good implementation of defaultdict in Swift as a Cocoapod?

    4 retweets 2 likes
  7. May 5

    Overheard in SF: "javascript is so valuable"

    2 likes
  8. May 4

    I think this is the most ironic thing I've ever seen

    It’s Thursday. How many people have lost their healthcare today?
    1 like
  9. Retweeted
    May 4

    Retweet if you: -Have a preexisting condition -Love someone with a preexisting condition -Fear your insurance will be taken away

    1,056 replies 77,616 retweets 47,521 likes
  10. Apr 25

    Aaaaaaaand my Alexa skill failed certification again because I put in ".com.com" instead of ".com" in my privacy policy url

    1 retweet 13 likes
  11. Retweeted
    30 Nov 2015

    nothing like the crippling loneliness of being the first person to dial into a google hangout

    4 retweets 9 likes
  12. Retweeted
    Apr 22

    This really owns:

    109 replies 31,282 retweets 71,783 likes
  13. Apr 23

    Finally submitted my skill for final review!

    3 likes
  14. Apr 23

    Recruiter email: "interested in the hottest startup in the largest industry to hit CA since gold?" Spoiler: it's weed delivery

    10 likes
  15. Apr 23

    The thing I don't miss about web development is having to write responsive css

    2 likes
  16. Apr 11

    TIL sqlite3 does not complain about referential integrity by default

    1 like
  17. Apr 5

    Today I felt a random surge of semi-adulthood and washed dishes while waiting for a Lyft

    3 likes
  18. Apr 4

    If I made a virtual keychain pet but then attached it to a fairly useless shelf ornament, would that be a tama-tchotchke connection???

    3 replies 5 likes
  19. Apr 4
    Replying to

    Perhaps the best one: "Hey thanks for the google plus invite"

  20. Apr 4
    Replying to

    "Thanks for taking me along yesterday it was a blast Tell amber i say thanks too"

    1 reply

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