Noah J. Nelson

@noahjnelson

Immersonaut, Captain of the , Public Mediadroid [], [noah at turnstylenews dot com]

Los Angeles, CA
Joined May 2007

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    This Mindblowing Fan Theory Shows That Richard Kimble Actually Killed His Wife

  3. Unfortunately, the training didn’t stick.

  4. If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.

  5. Right before my first straight razor shave.

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    This thing has booze in it and the fall of the empire has never felt closer.

  7. It’s easy to forget how grounding time with friends can be…and then you go and spend 10 hours with one and you remember.

  8. Hey gang: let’s go back to the 90′s. I bet we can get there if we really believe. Do this over and do it right.

  9. And it’s not like I don’t follow some people. I just seem to follow the ones with a sense of decorum.

  10. I live next door to . All I ever see is people talking about how bad/weird/sad/angering/spoilery it is. I never see the goods.

  11. Sorry about the “so clutch” comment. Have a toothache.

  12. Finally back to reading the new after a workload related break: so clutch.

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    Happy National Unicron Day. Proceed on your way to oblivion.

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    Kitty Genovese’s brother wrote a letter to the NYT after the man who killed his sister in 1964 died in prison

  15. Every time I’ve sat down to eat/drink in public today a group of people have stood right behind me and started talking loudly.

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  17. “He had a voice for print and a face for radio.”

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  20. This is the first thing to make me happy today.

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