I refuse to take this pill
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“Pillows are not necessary” Hey buddy, that’s my wife
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Ur moms bed is way more comfortable anyway :^)
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I have honestly contemplated ditching my bed Too much of a temptation towards sloth
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Absolutely. Unmarried men should be staying in someone else’s every night.
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