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There are things going on in HARRY SAM that will give you the willies | the new season of
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It’s blowback week
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Brendan James
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Here is the official TRAILER for @blowbackpod season 4. Animation by @benclarkson, feat. H. Jon Benjamin Drops this Friday, August 25. Sign up at blowback.show [with acknowledgment to the works of Harlan Ellison]
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It is funny that Zuck rolled out a Twitter Killer and it took less than 24h for everyone to decide it is irrevocably Ass
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The woman asked (respectfully, with force) why rents in New York are going up even though they frozen/capped elsewhere
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Myles Miller
@MylesMill
.@NYCMayor went off on a woman during his town hall tonight: "I'm the mayor of this city and treat me with the respect that would deserve to be treated. I'm speaking to you as an adult. Don't stand in front like you treated someone that's on the plantation that you own."
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Lol not gonna click cause I have work to do but does this piece mention that Time owner Marc Benioff is an investor in SpaceX?
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"Person of the Year is a marker of influence, and few individuals have had more influence than @elonmusk on life on Earth, and potentially life off Earth too," writes TIME editor-in-chief @efelsenthal #TIMEPOY ti.me/3sgDt75
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I’m sorry, what summit
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this kid is braver than bari weiss or emily yoffe ever could be
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Alex 🏳️‍⚧️
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I have reinstalled Twitter to respond to this story and make sure my voice is fully heard. I am Casey. My real name is Alex but my mom decided it would be best to hide it for anonymity. But this is my story, not hers. This is not the free press’s story. twitter.com/bariweiss/stat…
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“Amazing”
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Def Mon
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This is amazing, a company from the Netherlands had developed a drum magazine system for dropping mortar rounds from commercial drones. The future battle field is going to be about countering drones. t.me/razved_dozor/1
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“Today, of the 1.51 million people incarcerated in prisons in the US, over half are employed in some kind of work.”
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Isaac Stone Fish
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Breaking: Biden signs into law a bill banning imports from Xinjiang into the United States, unless the company can prove they weren't made with forced labor. The bill passed the Senate 100-0, and the House 428-1. This could radically reshape global supply chains. Hugely important
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Best SNL joke in years. Worth the 7 seconds of your time
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Avi Mayer אבי מאיר
@AviMayer
It's all fun and games until you start promoting antisemitic myths, @NBCSNL. Every Israeli citizen—Jewish and Arab, Muslim, Christian, of any or no faith—is eligible to be vaccinated; 2/3 of Israel's Arab citizens over 60 already have been. Apologize.
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We have found trace amounts of “Boygenius,” “Olivia Rodrigo” and “Barbie” on your Twitter. As a 38-year-old married straight man, you are sentenced to death
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What I love about the coronavirus COVID 19 pandemic is the clarity of information being provided by the media and my government 🙂👍
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Whenever I’m on a career advice panel for young conservatives, I tell them to avoid group chats that use the N-word
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Aaron Sibarium
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Whenever I’m on a career advice panel for young conservatives, I tell them to avoid group chats that use the N-word or otherwise blur the line between edgelording and earnest bigotry. I’m often asked afterwards why I made a point of saying so. This is why.freebeacon.com/elections/in-p
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What makes academia so enticing is that the pay sucks, there is no job security, and no one respects you
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I made peace awhile ago with not living in a democracy. Doesn’t mean I don’t have hope, just means that I refuse to let November of any year so heavily fuck w my psyche
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Michael Phelps was so good at swimming because he smoked weed. Holding in bong hits trained his lungs. People don’t get this.
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This is not a bet on the “metaverse” this is vertical acquisition of a horribly run company with a near endless catalog of gamer IP
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You know she thought gendergoblin was a banger
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Anna Khachiyan
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Imagine thinking u can have an open debate about “free speech” on the internet when the left’s definition is “if a gendergoblin steals your luggage they prolly had a reason” while everyone else’s is “inconvenient or unpleasant truths must be tolerated for the sake of the debate”
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Yeah this isn’t journalism this is propaganda
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Clarissa Ward
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I witnessed several moments like this at Kabul airport. A female soldier carrying a weeping Afghan toddler. A Marine supporting an elderly man as he struggled to walk. Servicemen rushing a dehydrated newborn to get medical attention. So many working so hard. twitter.com/USMC/status/14…
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I DONT AGREE WITH SLAVERY BUT JOHN BROWN DESERVED WHAT HE GOT FOR HARPER’S FERRY - everyone who forgot that Gaza existed until an hour ago
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Facebook, one of the most valuable companies in the world, has pivoted to making a shitty video game that no one wants to play. Only time will tell if Mark Zuckerberg made the right call
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Although they were part of the Waffen SS,
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r/BalticStates 🇪🇪🇱🇻🇱🇹🇪🇺🇺🇦
@rBalticStates
Today, we Latvians, remember our soldiers in WW2 who fought in nazi uniforms. Although they were part of the Waffen SS, they were not nazis and rather fought for their families and land. 🇱🇻🧵
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Waffen SS are by definition Nazis. encyclopedia.ushmm.org/content/en/art… Latvian SS were auxiliaries for the Nazi genocide of Jews in Latvia. In one instance on November 30 and December 8-9 1941 they helped shoot at least 25,000 Jews from the Riga ghetto. encyclopedia.ushmm.org/content/en/art…
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The reason they are trying to stick it to Ilhan Omar like this is because they know how dangerous it is once people who hold elected office speak frankly about how the atrocities that our government enables.
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@jessesingal
Do you ever feel the slightest twinge of self-recognition as a complete failure. Is there ever a moment that your brain sparks to life with the knowledge of your total uselessness, finally aware that there is only One Thing Left For You To Do :)
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Yeah I love curling. Curling up and reading The Atlantic while waiting for my wife to get back from her boyfriend’s!
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i don't know what kind of "-pilled" this is but i have certainly been feeling SOMEthing about the swiftness with which cuomo legalized marijuana in response to his political, ah, predicament
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The rich people version of standing in front of the fridge and smushing some salami with cheese together
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The Today Show
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Vogue Editor-in-Chief Anna Wintour has revealed her 'go-to' lunch order. It's a $77 caprese salad with no tomatoes and steak. Would you try this? #TodayExtra
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It’s crazy how many people want to “do good in the world” by getting really rich and not by like, helping out old folks or volunteering at a soup kitchen
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Adi (e/acc)
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As a starry-eyed new hire, it was hard not to get drawn in by the boldness of Sam’s vision. Many of us had joined the company precisely because we wanted to do good in the world. (17/25)
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if you believe that humans will ever accomplish extraplanetary settlement then you have a goldfish brain
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It’s obvious to me that some of the most heroic people in America right now are the ones fighting Cop City in Atlanta
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Brutal
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Exchange between @jonstewart and @DepSecDef Kathleen Hicks on the defense budget: "I can't figure out how $850 billion to a department means that the rank and file still have to be on food stamps. To me, that's fucking corruption."
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Ah, the weekend. Time to go blast cigs next to young mothers and their children in subway cars. and if anyone tries to stop me, they are a cop
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Intro-level science courses at university are basically pre-professional academic hazing and it was only a matter of time before something like this happened
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willy 🌜💧
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NYU students got an O-Chem professor fired because his class was too hard. nytimes.com/2022/10/03/us/
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The New York Times reporter whose soft focus coverage of Hillary 2016 was in no small part to blame for the campaign’s bubble of delusion has a new story! It’s a sympathetic piece about an egotistical woman unable to accept the consequences of her actions
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I’m so pissed about voting rights that’s right I’m going to margaritaville
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Psaki on voting rights bills failing: "My advice to everyone out there who's frustrated, sad, angry, pissed off, feel those emotions, go to a kickboxing class, have a margarita, do whatever you need to do this weekend, and then wake up on Monday morning, we gotta keep fighting."
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“Hey guys. The sitting president is being indicted for mishandling work material. You know else did that????”
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Hillary Clinton
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Bringing this back in light of recent news: Get a limited-edition But Her Emails hat and support @onwardtogether groups working to strengthen our democracy. shop.onwardtogether.org/products/but-h
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Non-evil
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trash jones
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idk man i know we hate rich people but i think if you’re laughing at the idea of any non-evil person dying perhaps the most nightmarish death imaginable, it may be time to log off for a little
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Israeli government accelerating into full-on South Africa-level normalization of apartheid … feels like that could be more geopolitically destabilizing than people currently appreciate
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One of the most insane things I’ve ever seen anybody say in a press release
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EXCLUSIVE: James Franco will play Cuban leader Fidel Castro in Miguel Bardem’s ‘Aline of Cuba’ with Mía Maestro set to play Natalia “Naty” Revuelta, the Cuban-born socialite he has a passionate love affair with bit.ly/3zX4QWY
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There is functionally no homelessness in Cuba and their rate of homeownership is higher than in the United States
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[has been in locker rooms with steroids for most of life] I’m worried about what the vaccine will do to my balls
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Um, what if the ship’s captain was really bad at steering but also we have been shooting missiles at the ship for 60 years??? It can be both right?
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Chris Murphy 🟧
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What if the suffering of the Cuban people is caused by BOTH a cruel, backwards, dictatorial regime AND really bad U.S. policy. It can be both, right?
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Red scare ladies 2019: now we’re going to read a selection from Noah Kulwin’s Jewish currents article about the concentration camps along our southern border Red scare 2023: we’ve invited Chris Rufo on to discuss the perfidious yid Noah Kulwin
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