Let’s switch from “how are you?” to “good to see you” so no one has to scramble cover up existential angst at nine in the morning.
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Lmao at a billionaire earnestly trying to sell people on the idea that “free speech” is actually a $8/mo subscription plan
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I managed to get a copy of Twitter's new policies. Here are the top ten biggest changes:
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Sometimes, you just gotta tell a mfr what’s on your mind, and not beat around the bush.
Well..👇🏾👇🏾
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“FINALLY! CUE THE COMEBACK! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!”
- Tom from Myspace seven hours ago
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#StarWars fan theory: #DarthVader is why the Empire lost. Over the years, he choked out many of the Empires best officers causing a brain drain where elite minds died or avoided promotion for fear of being murdered by a narcissist which hamstrung their ability to strategize.
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Would you like to see me act in French? OF COURSE YOU WOULD. The wonderful Paris Paris is now available on ! gem.cbc.ca/media/paris-pa
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Yesterday was Brittney Griner’s 32nd Birthday, which she spent in a Russian prison. Let’s continue to bring attention to this matter so we can bring her home. #WeAreBG
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We want to hear about what you dream of creating! We've partnered up with to create the Nathalie Younglai Award which recognizes an emerging Canadian creator over the age of 40 in screen based industries. Apps due Oct. 24! Submit now: reelasian.com/nathalie-young 🌟
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when you got Matt Barnes of all people saying the Ime Udoka situation was worse than he thought, then you know it was BAD.
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“Pet me. Pet me!…NOW DIE!!!”
- Every cat ever
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Thoughts and prayers for all the writers trying to make small talk at the WGC party tonight 🙏
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So gym guys are making time capsules I guess? That or the squirrels in my neighbourhood are bulking up for the winter.
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A year of dreaming and listening and building possibilities for our community. We’re proud to announce the Finishing Fund, supported by .
Accepting applications from BIPOC filmmakers across Canada until October 28.
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This opens up cap space for the royal family to potentially bring in Kevin Durant.
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A Gmail hack to find out who is selling your data:
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We gonna go over this every time she wears the Afro.
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Jamaican migrant workers in Ontario pen open letter likening conditions to 'systematic slavery' | CBC News
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Keep reading until it sinks in.
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Don't miss tonight's new EP of The #ComedyTheme on #JFLCanada! At 8pmET, is jokin' about the 9-5 grind w/ tracks from , , & more! Only on , ch. 168!
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People have been asking me to comment on the events of the past weekend in #ptbo. I hate giving airtime/spotlight to these imbeciles. Here is my comment: fuck off, you fuckwads. 💁🏻♀️
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Okay, GOP, you win: we should arrest whoever appointed FBI Director Christopher Wray.
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Can you just please buy tickets to my fucking #EdinburghFringe show already. Fuck.
tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/miche
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I ❤️ all reviews, 👍🏾or👎🏾
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This lovely review by articulates
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Istvan Reviews ➤ AS YOU LIKE IT ⏤ Dream In High Park | Canadian Stage
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Just got my second booster. Took forever for him to find a vein and he left the alley before I could ask about side effects. Wait, now that I think about it he didn’t ask for my health card number. Who was that guy? Oh my god IT’S FULL OF STARS.
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Give Toronto the WNBA team it deserves
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I have always hated “my city is better than your city” silliness but did Toronto just lose to Calgary? Vancouver okay but…🤷🏾♂️
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its so hot when witches make that big soup
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Is it me or was Rick Astley's follow up single: "I Will Also Never Do That Also" way better than his first song?
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Okay so it’s only August but we can pretty much guarantee the #RoyalFamily are a lock for the Most Awkward Christmas Dinner title for 2022, right? #PrinceOfPegging #princewilliamaffair
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Masai Ujiri on critics when he passed on Jalen Suggs for Scottie Barnes
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They call us stand up comics because "Existential Paramedic" is probably too clunky. #butalsowillbethetitleofmynextalbum
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You know your cat was a handful when the vet feels the need depict him with a semi-evil smiley face on his medication bag (apparently took them 20 minutes to get him back in the carrier…that’s my boy?).
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