Nikhil Nirmel

@niknir

I: run a company (), play rock & jazz drums, do amateur standup, live in in Manhattan, and write dark thoughts here.

New York, NY
Joined May 2011

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    I'm going to go ahead and say is my favorite band right now, and am so excited to see them in NYC tonight.

  2. I took a comedy class. Learned this: explore contrast, omit words, appeal to intellect, take risks, offend, exaggerate.

  3. Happiness is extraordinarily overrated and ironically comes to those who don't seek it.

  4. Options: hire expensive smart people and let them figure what to do, or hire cheap dumb people and tell them what to do. Latter underrated.

  5. If your company is at all involved in shipping American jobs overseas you literally can not lose money.

  6. The reason you think better while walking, showering or listening to music is that continuously-changing sensory input activates the brain.

  7. Fun fact: since I left home for college 11 years ago I have never lived in an apartment for more than a year.

  8. Probably a stupid idea, but can we not construct a giant water pump to eject water from oceans into outer space to combat rising sea levels?

  9. In this on-demand economy, I think it pays to think about on-demand customers for vendors, instead of on-demand vendors for customers.

  10. Name a company that has succeeded by embracing privacy, openness, distributed ownership or other nerd utopian ideal. I can't. Nobody cares.

  11. You know what you never see anymore? The median being higher than the average. Like, left skew is not a thing.

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