Nikhil Nirmel
@niknir
I: run a company (@thelawdingo), play rock & jazz drums, do amateur standup, live in in Manhattan, and write dark thoughts here.
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@LaughingBuddhaC comedy class. Learned this: explore contrast, omit words, appeal to intellect, take risks, offend, exaggerate.0 retweets 2 likes -
Happiness is extraordinarily overrated and ironically comes to those who don't seek it.
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Here are things I'm doing, in video form: Drums: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jO-nASUpvJw … Comedy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K694ZTx3hR4 … Business:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ep8TlQQJOnI …
8:26 PM - 19 Mar 2016 · Details0 retweets 1 like
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Options: hire expensive smart people and let them figure what to do, or hire cheap dumb people and tell them what to do. Latter underrated.
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If your company is at all involved in shipping American jobs overseas you literally can not lose money.
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The reason you think better while walking, showering or listening to music is that continuously-changing sensory input activates the brain.
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Fun fact: since I left home for college 11 years ago I have never lived in an apartment for more than a year.
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Apparently I do standup comedy now.https://youtube.com/watch?v=KFaehsoALtU …
1:41 AM - 4 Dec 2015 · Details0 retweets 1 like
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A new blog post: "In Favor of More Racism"https://medium.com/@niknir/in-favor-of-more-racism-97552c30b42 …
5:57 AM - 25 Nov 2015 · Details0 retweets 0 likes
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My newest piece: "Assassinating Animals"https://medium.com/@niknir/assassinating-animals-a571c013bd09 …
12:54 AM - 12 Nov 2015 · Details0 retweets 0 likes
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Forget Aliens. https://medium.com/@niknir/forget-aliens-talk-to-a-gorilla-e0a6fcf06a5a … (look, ma, I'm finally writing publicly on a daily-ish basis!)
12:38 AM - 11 Nov 2015 · Details0 retweets 0 likes
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These are my thoughts on the semicolon; I wrote them out so we can get to know each other better.https://medium.com/@niknir/the-semicolon-79ff9d01f8c …
12:31 PM - 8 Nov 2015 · Details0 retweets 0 likes
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Probably a stupid idea, but can we not construct a giant water pump to eject water from oceans into outer space to combat rising sea levels?
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In this on-demand economy, I think it pays to think about on-demand customers for vendors, instead of on-demand vendors for customers.
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Name a company that has succeeded by embracing privacy, openness, distributed ownership or other nerd utopian ideal. I can't. Nobody cares.
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You know what you never see anymore? The median being higher than the average. Like, left skew is not a thing.
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I want to start blogging with ambiguous irony, whatever that means. Here's a post about passing people on sidewalks.https://medium.com/@niknir/passing-people-on-the-sidewalk-a0f879c585c3 …
11:51 PM - 22 Oct 2015 · Details0 retweets 0 likes
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