Comedian Nikki Carr

@nikkicarrtqs

I never ask God for results. I ask for opportunities to create results.

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Joined May 2009
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  1. 13 hours ago

    Say hello to the next CraveTV original series: Russell Peters Is The .

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    11:20 AM - 7 Jun 2016 · Details
    37 retweets 66 likes
  2. 12 hours ago

    Is it just me, or does the doctor on "My 600 lb Life" look like he could use some diet tips himself!?

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  3. 12 hours ago

    I once asked the question: if you step in 💩 on purpose, is it still good luck? I say the answer is yes! Got me a new pair of 👟👟!!!

    1 retweet 4 likes
  5. Jun 3

    How long after a breakup does one start stretching out in bed? Yesterday,I woke up with my face on the nite stand and a foot on the floor!

    11 likes
  6. Jun 3

    I have got to get me some human friends!

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  7. Jun 2

    Last name Carr? I should've known better! When the showed me my 2 front tires, they were smooth like 2 giant rolls of black tape!

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  8. Jun 2

    His name is horsey! I rode his back when I was a child! All of my children rode on him. Now all…

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  9. Jun 2

    Guess what?!!! EHarmony doesn't deliver!

    2 retweets 3 likes
  10. Jun 1

    Ok. I think I miss Fran's dogs a little too much. I found a little turd left behind and actually contemplated keeping it. 😜💩

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  11. May 30

    People are getting the wrong idea. In not glad about my fiancé moving out, but I'm not sad about it either. My tears are tears of relief.

    1 retweet 13 likes
  12. May 29

    If I got engaged a 4th time, I hope it's with one of those chix that takes her ring off and throws it at me if we break up!😆

    1 retweet 7 likes
  13. May 28

    Crying is like vomitting! You might feel better after you get it all out, but it hurts while it's happening!!!

    2 retweets 10 likes
  14. May 28

    Ever took a selfie while you were crying? I tell you what! I see why errbody wanna make me cry! I cry cute like a Muv!

    2 retweets 2 likes
  15. May 26

    Just a couple of guys, hanging out dressed like and . nbd

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    7:27 PM - 26 May 2016 · Details
    39 retweets 169 likes
  16. May 22

    I would give ANYTHING for some happiness.

    1 retweet 7 likes
  17. May 19

    After a lifetime of failed relationships, I'm certain that I know how to make the next one last forever...Don't have one!

    2 retweets 8 likes
  18. May 15

    Sang Happy Burfday to my Son w/ice cream cake, his favorite! Spent time w/my youngest &oldest grandbabes!

    7:29 PM - 15 May 2016 · Details
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  19. May 15

    The truth is always funnyRT : lol I don't even know what that means! But it cracked me the fuggup!

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      But what of black women?... I most sincerely doubt if any other race of women could have brought its fineness up through so devilish a fire. W.E.B. Dubois

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