I would but she's dead. But damn some Arby's sounds good.
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Was gonna say guess I could put a couple curly fries in my mom's urn but nah I'll eat them.
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It's what she would have wanted you to do.
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I forgot about this account
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Speaking of roast beef...pic.twitter.com/L3Oe9s7NkD
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Why don't y'all have mustard?
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They have Honey Mustard, why would you want anything else?
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Because honey mustard was invented by Satan.
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OMFG I just laughed out loud for 30 seconds... and my Mom's dead! That's some good comedy. Never change (because what's the point anyway?)
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...gaze upon the huge disappointment FOR WHICH she destroyed her vagina and traded her dreams. Oh yeah. I am that guy.
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For whom...
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You're aware that some pathetic incel is gonna use this tweet to start a "roasties for roasties" campaign, aren't you.
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I... have no idea what this tweet even means. I had to google the nouns to make sense of it.
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My apologies.
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No, I wasn’t complaining or assigning blame. Just realizing I’m a bit out of touch with newer slang terms.
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This account is just inactive enough so that as soon as I forget it exists, you make another goldy
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Don't forget the Horsey sauce.
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@zoeysucks
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