or maybe you've just sat down for a delicious meal of Steak-Umm with loved ones all around and now is all that matters enjoy Steak-Umm
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Wait, they still make steak umms?
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you're speaking to Steak-Umm itself so yes we are still snapping necks and cashing checks
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Do you have a vegan option Mr Umms? Or an I call you Steak?
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The answer you seek is no Steak-Umm bless tho
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It's all good. Keep on Steakin!
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You're the best you do the same friendpic.twitter.com/kKjZbq5qAv
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Or just skip the costume and sleep. get up early on the 1st of Nov and go to Walgreens for all the candy you want on clearance. double win!
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Convienent. There's one next door to where I work. What a great day it will be.
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As well as the day after Easter and February 15th!
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this acct is the answer to my prayers
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Your generic costume will not distract anyone from the fact that you're a human garbage can in a meaningless cycle of misery
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I read your tweets out loud in my best "We have the meats!" voice.
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I’m not dressed up as an irrelevant automaton .im dressed up as a kitty cat. Meow
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You make life seem almost worth living
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@SteffiHoltz great nihilism accountThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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