How many retweets for lifetime of crushing existentialist rumination, or curly fries? Whichever.
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That's EXACTLY what they told me the last time I was there
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My local Arby's closed. Thus proving the mothership can't escape and it's corpse used as a Sbarro.
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Who would win in a fight, your chicken bacon swiss or
@Wendys chicken club? Street rulesThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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For some reason, I read this as, "Welcome to the a(r)byss."

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We're almost to 666 tweets.
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Fuck you!! I'm not a drone. Now like and retweet. Follow me on Facebook, instagram, and Smegma.
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As this one dude said "nihilism a day keeps the existential crisis away"
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Queue up for death and despair
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