Can you slam my head against one of the cheap, hideous chairs bolted to the floor as you do? I like to be unconscious in Arby's. #United
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You're already lying on the ground after eating anyway.
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at least you feed people first unlike
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Thought that was gonna happen once when I asked to have my Reuben double toasted.
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When we say we have the meats we mean the musty nonessential flesh we'll be stuffing into your coffin. Eat arbys
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I'd like one
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If I'm a frequent flyer can I fight back
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Still have Jamocha shakes?
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You should do a Nihilist
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@callieroy10 a steve quote ? -
Lmfao

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Lmfaoooooo
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Can you please cater all
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Enjoy the new knuckle sandwich
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Finally, someone who cares...
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you pretend not to care... we fucking don't
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*Here's an appendage* Get to draggin', I can barely walk anyways. No lie.
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