"Siri, give me directions to Arby's." "Are you sure you want to do that to yourself, Ryne Sandberg?" "Just give me the goddamn directions."
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This is strangely reassuring.
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extra super-duper on point today,
@nihilist_arbyshttps://twitter.com/nihilist_arbys/status/796396853159952388 …Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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This just made my very dark day.
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@marchorowitz imagine if you had never quit working thereThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@JohnCroc here it is, John: Nihilist Arby's: It's different but good.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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"We voted for Cthulhu. Meh, maybe next year. Eat Arbys"
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@feline_gr8tness Thank You for reminding me that
@smod2016 is on the way!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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on a scale to fucked to Apocalypse how long do you thing America will last before we get dropped as a nation
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I can always count on you to cheer me up.
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