why pump gas when you can pump horsey sauce into your veins? It's four times as abrasive and twelve times as fun!
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I used to work at a gas station, too. It had an Arby's in it. Thing is, I'm not an Olympic athlete or a valid use of flesh.
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we'd love to have any of these fine athletes toil endlessley in our work caves. We offer some of the lowest wages around!
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Or vandalizing a gas station
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I don't get it. How else are they supposed to drive their cars around?
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@jonathanbrandt My dream is to die eating Arbys. - 1 more reply
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@BoozeHoundKU
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I'm thinkin Lochte
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Keep a positive attitude, NA! Happiness isn't dependent on medals or money

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@MetricButtload wow, a bit more editing and you'd have a colossal haiku.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@DanOwen247 everybody pumps gas, unless you're in New JerseyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@counterjihader Arby's has the meets.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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