@nihilist_arbys He stares into the fryer, into the roiling mass of rancid canola. He sets the timer. Two minutes. Order down. Face-first.
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@nihilist_arbys "burgle this ham"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@nihilist_arbys This made me cry. For minutes.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@nihilist_arbys what's YOUR secret sauce?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@nihilist_arbys ok, this ones just confusingThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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