@nihilist_arbys Life is an empty void. Might as well fill up on curly fries.
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@optimist_arbys, you are the newest color in my mental rainbow. I'll call you blurple.
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@nihilist_arbys this account screams@JordanPoptart and@AndrewWixson -
@JoshwUpham@nihilist_arbys@JordanPoptart OH. MY. GOD. This is incredible. CC:@griffin_ernest
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@nihilist_arbys: At Arbys it's always the weekend because time is a meaningless abstraction even as death creeps closer every day”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@nihilist_arbys @bitterbrat420 I think you would like this accountThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@nihilist_arbys I had your jalapeño poppers with bronco berry sauce last night, and I just don't know anything anymoreThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@nihilist_arbys@RelUnrelated Mmmm. I haven't had an Arby's sandwich in years. Now I want one. And the painless embrace of the infinite.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@nihilist_arbys@spleonard1@TheDailyShow Jon Stewart is that you? Is this your plan for retirement?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Holy shit.
@nihilist_arbys may be the best Twitter account ever.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@nihilist_arbys , finally, something good on Twitter...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@nihilist_arbys Though I speak with the tongues of angels, I didn't realize the Arby-RB-"roast beef" connection until I was 34. The horror.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@nihilist_arbys@jensuths Everyday we die a little more. - Strong SadThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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