*sigh* Virgo horoscopes are always awful. I want to change my birthday to February. @nihilist_arbys
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@GivMeUrIndieLit >_> I think being a virgo is why I was never into horoscopes even at my most superstitious -
RIGHT?! Ours are always like "why don't you go organize your underwear drawer today you gigantic fucking bore?"
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@GivMeUrIndieLit "It's never too early for taxes!" is something I would totally expect in my horoscope tbh -
Dear Virgo: Today would be a good day to nag some friends and family members about bookshelf dust.
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@GivMeUrIndieLit Dear Virgo: You haven't cleaned behind the TV in almost a week! -
Dear Virgo: Beat the rush today by locking in all your dental appointments for the next six years!
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@GivMeUrIndieLit Dear Virgo: You should get to work making your schedule for 2018 before it's too late! - 2 more replies
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@BibleReloaded@nihilist_arbys I've eaten an Arby's sandwich once. The roast beef was green.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@nihilist_arbys Carrion, carrion, as if nothing really matters?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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