ou fail first year philosophy. If nothing matters, then it doesn’t matter that it doesn’t matter. Your statement, by being uttered, proceeds from a premise that your communication of this proposition has value. You destroy the point you believe you’re making.https://twitter.com/nihilist_arbys/status/1036761788887511047 …
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You seem fun. Not that it matters. Don’t worry, your humorless, didactic, horrifically boring, unfuckable ass will also cease to exist soon. Enjoy your philosophy diploma and please bring it when you inevitably apply for a job with us Meanwhile, please continue to enjoy Arby’s
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I can't wait for your TED Talk.
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Stop being so negative. Humans will have extinguished our species long before that happens
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I had nearly this exact thought in college. I had eaten a bag of mushrooms. The realization messed me up for many, many months. Even now I hear echoes of it in my head. Time to eat some Arby's
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Good to see you back to your old form. Or it would be, if humour weren't just a way to temporarily distract ourselves from the emptiness of a chemically-induced false sense of consciousness. I wish you still had a sandwich called the Big Montana.
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I just imagine this person methodically empties packet after packet of horsey sauce atop a sandwich until it is no longer visible... and then rests their head on it.
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Oh my goodness. I laughed so hard at the latest
@NightValeRadio podcast that I almost wrecked on way to work. Thank you!!! On the downside, the regular news is now boring, and I didn't wreck, so the birds are still hungry...
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So I can stop doing CrossFit , eating Keto and volunteering at the homeless shelter ?
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Take them some Arby’s.
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Don't forget the eventual heat death of the universe as space hopelessly races toward entropy. Get curly fries too.
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Hahaha
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