Glenn Peters

@nightwatchman

I write ads and follow Collingwood. Instagram:

Melbourne
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Joined August 2008
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    7 Sep 2017

    I've been telling the stories behind Melbourne's lonely yellow bikes from the start. Up to my 60th 🚲 !

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  2. Retweeted
    6 hours ago

    The : the world’s biggest inter-school sports carnival.

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  3. 9 hours ago

    So many more questions.

    The Communications Secretary to the Prince of Wales has confirmed that Prince Charles has not taken his own personal toilet seat with him on his tour of Australia and Vanuatu.
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  4. 9 hours ago

    Classic Whirlpool.

    Noisy Neighbour playing bagpipes
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  5. 13 hours ago

    Face melted by the obscure shoe gaze played in the shop I dropped a roll of film off just then.

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  6. 20 hours ago

    Shocking bloke.

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  7. 20 hours ago

    Hell was watching this spineless hack play AFL for money.

    Rugby star Israel Folau says "hell" is God's plan for gay people
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  8. Apr 4

    What's in her pocket?

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  9. Apr 4

    How many rehearsals you reckon they all did for this opening ceremony?

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  10. Apr 4

    It's okay everyone. The SES have come to save this opening ceremony.

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  11. Apr 4

    The lighting for bands on Tonightly makes the bands not look like bands but like they’re millennial side hustlers in a shared creative workspace.

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  12. Retweeted
    Apr 4

    I’m really enjoying the so far. Remember, this is _not_ the Olympics. Try to think of it like a giant Rock Eisteddfod and you’ll enjoy it too. You’re welcome.

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  13. Apr 4

    Riveting.

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  14. Apr 3

    "Taking two trips" is an admission of defeat.

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  15. Retweeted
    Apr 3

    You must always lie in cricket. - “Missed it by a foot” - “I smashed it onto my pad” - “Yeah mate, it definitely carried” - “I hit 30 on Saturday” - “Dad came to watch” - “They haven’t called the game off yet” - “What’s in your pocket, Cameron?” “Oh, just a sunglasses case”

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  16. Retweeted
    Apr 3

    Young man next to me at urinal in pub loo flopped his cock out and then proceeded to write text with both hands while peeing. Full millennial skill set!

    69 replies 95 retweets 972 likes
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  17. Apr 3

    Also it can download your soul and sell it to the highest bidder.

    Facebook Messenger can now send HD videos and 360-degree photos
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  18. Retweeted
    Apr 2
    Replying to

    Omg this is the most accurate tweet all week. It’s the authority but then the way he leaves you a second or two to ponder. An unspoken “how might the weather effect your day?” moment.

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  19. Apr 2

    Dunno why, but I love the way Gerard Whateley calls the weather update. Could be his authoritative gusto. Best in the business.

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  20. Apr 2

    Why is this still happening? Those cops shouldn’t just be sacked. They should rot in jail.

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  21. Retweeted
    Apr 2

    A trend with in-house marketing teams: 1. Marketer writes long, rational brief with business school language 2. Brief is labeled “Creative Brief” 3. Brief is given to in-house or freelance designers & writers who aren’t conceptually trained 4. Frustration, confusion, savings

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