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@nighttime

A big, brown and beautiful sugar cookie and habitual line stepper.

Australia
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Joined September 2008
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  1. Retweeted
    12 Nov 2020

    Giving my bf an empty ps5 box with a positive pregnancy test inside

    2,671 replies 19,270 retweets 356,095 likes
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  2. Retweeted
    13 Feb 2020

    Here’s the greatest tiktok I’ll ever make.

    2,466 replies 139,905 retweets 465,209 likes
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  3. Retweeted
    13 Sep 2019

    I have read this, and read this, and read this. I’m not sure that I ever need to read anything else.

    618 replies 13,668 retweets 53,970 likes
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  4. Retweeted
    12 Oct 2019

    I was trying to watch some Golden Girls, but Hulu somehow managed to load the subtitles from a Buffy episode I had started earlier.

    471 replies 21,337 retweets 85,647 likes
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  5. Retweeted
    30 Sep 2019

    Permission granted.

    Apparently I need your permission to have this bank card... Help a guy out?
    335 replies 5,387 retweets 88,899 likes
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  6. 28 Jun 2019

    L o l

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    Never seen this before. Full "security entourage" for Nelly Yoa as he arrives at court for sentencing.
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  7. 20 Jun 2019

    Hummus will never be the same again.

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    As someone who makes a lot of Korean food, this is the best method for getting garlic peeled! 👌
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  8. 7 Jun 2019

    I love this so much. Stone cold ❄️

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  9. Retweeted
    1 Jun 2019

    White people have gentrified white people jokes

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  10. Retweeted
    5 Apr 2019

    If you noticed that I posted a tweet with a typo and then immediately deleted and reposted with the typo corrected and you feel compelled to let me know that you saw it, please consider instead just chuckling while wagging your finger at your phone

    207 replies 1,997 retweets 24,218 likes
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  11. Retweeted
    22 Jan 2019

    Prepared to break my veganism to eat Cook in the re-enactment

    14 replies 90 retweets 1,043 likes
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  12. 23 Jan 2019

    I forgot all about this 💖

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    Happy Halloween y'all, I'm about to have so much fun with this lmao ✨🖤👸🏽😂
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  13. 23 Jan 2019

    Moood

    watermelons dont bounce like a basketball and this store manager is making me pay for it, even though its all smooshed. hate this.
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    23 Jan 2019

    Interviewer to racist: So, why *did* you do the racism? Racist: You know what, I was within my rights to do the racism. Interviewer: Looking back, would you do the racism again? Racist: You know what, since I got caught, no I would probably not do the racism again.

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  15. 23 Jan 2019

    Fucking holy shit.

    Students from Covington Catholic High School (the school whose students were filmed in a confrontation with a Native American veteran over the weekend) have been allowed to wear blackface at school pep rallies over the last 10 years.
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  16. 23 Jan 2019

    Yassss fuck his shit up.

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    Learn to defend against a bigot grabbing your hijab from behind.
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  17. Retweeted
    9 Jan 2018

    STOP INVENTING A FUCKING BUS

    Uber is working with Toyota to create a vehicle and system that is built for ride-sharing:
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  18. Retweeted
    22 Nov 2016

    Wrote something

    I'm depressed, but is that actually a problem?
    6 replies 29 retweets 56 likes
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  19. Retweeted
    22 Nov 2013

    George: “I want to be the one person who doesn’t die with dignity. I live my whole life in shame. Why should I die with dignity?”

    2 replies 286 retweets 204 likes
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  20. Retweeted
    14 Nov 2013

    Boregasms all round for the people with zero first-hand experience of racism who make snarky comments about collective outrage.

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