niftierideology (monky)

@niftierideology

Pre-upload substrate dysphoria. Unshod ambulatorianism. Randos are welcome in my mentions. Bioreactor starting to function closer to normal parameters

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet

    I wanted to be a physicist but found out it takes years of graduate studies before they even let you stick your head into an active particle accelerator

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  2. Like The Purge but plausible deniability is suspended for a day and you have to declare all your motives for each interaction

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  3. Also Santa would never need to go through customs anyway because chimneys are technically international waters. Congress will never close this loophole because of the Elf Lobby.

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  4. Only reason we haven't switched to nuclear power is all the coal Santa delivers. DARPA has a team of PhDs trying to get him to deliver uranium to the bad boys and girls instead.

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  5. People out here thinking that Santa Claus has a passport and files a flight plan with the FAA? Get real. You're out of your mind.

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  6. Sorry but Santa Claus is a paranormal entity beyond state control. He's a national security threat. They post this stuff to reassure the public but Santa is out there and no federal agency can stop him.

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  7. Not a phone in sight. Just people living in the moment.

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  8. Merry Christmas everyone

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  9. "Sorry" is a traditional greeting meaning "the conscientiousness in me recognizes the conscientiousness in you"

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  10. THE UNIVERSE: I'm random, capricious, and unjust YOU: But... that's random, capricious, and unjust! THE UNIVERSE: Yes.

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  11. Wow this is hard, haha... I guess I don't have as many opinions about the void as I thought.

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  12. 5.

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  13. 4.

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  16. 1.

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  17. 100 opinions about the void (1 like = 1 opinion)

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  18. Oh, I'm "king"? How am I "king"? You're saying I'm royal? Like a monarch? I inspire fealty in you? I rule over you? How am I "king"?

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  19. I don't see a hard distinction between atheism and agnosticism. Some have priors ~50%, some <1%, what's the big deal?

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  20. proslijedio/la je Tweet
    2. pro 2019.

    the internet is producing people who have seen literally a million opiniosn. i'm not sure it's healthy

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  21. Complex times create smarter men Smarter men create more complex times More complex times create even smarter men

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