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firm believer in animal rights and womens wrongs
she/herJoined March 2013
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The fact that this bear took 400 selfies — she just KNEW she was serving in this one! The lashes, the smize!!!! I know that’s right. She said I’m giving you MARILYN!
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Recently, a bear discovered a wildlife camera that we use to monitor wildlife across #Boulder open space. Of the 580 photos captured, about 400 were bear selfies.
Read more about we use wildlife cameras to observe sensitive wildlife habitats. bit.ly/3XSKlUq
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deepfake of your mom saying sorry
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i'll never be a meal prep girl i much prefer the agony and the ecstasy of scrounging around for sustenance like a dog
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i suck at relationship advice i be like kill him
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men used to write love letters now they like your instagram story
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robert pattinson you will pay
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what ballad changed history?
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sorry i cant come i need to be alone in my room again tonight
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Texting 30 year olds is scary because of the punctuation
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this is so real
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the sluttiest thing a man can do is be vegan
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people who have outside cats are simply irresponsible pet owners
i said what i said and i’m right goodbye
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Today, my all time hero Janis Joplin (1943-70) would have been 80 years old. Here is a thread of Janis quotes to remind you what a goddamn legend she was.
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Women in Forensics >>>
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Shakira deduced Piqué was cheating on her after she returned from traveling to find that her strawberry jam was eaten.
Piqué has never eaten jam in his life.
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wth is you doing with a pisces man 😭
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that time Gaga brought a fan up on stage and he knew the entire choreography is queer history
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Ur laughing. the voices are getting louder & ur laughing.
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this whole album really
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What is a “Pop” track that you believe is created perfectly? For me, it’s “Gimme More” by Britney Spears.
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the QRTs and replies to this are top tier i havent laughed this hard in ages
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they don't talk enough about how Jan 6 was also very funny
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“they in your office trying on your dentures” had me crying for 40 days and 40 fucking nights on this app
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they don't talk enough about how Jan 6 was also very funny
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its not as fun when men sing about it cuz u might be for real idk
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we live in a society
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bring it back? its been here
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abolish the clean girl aesthetic and being back being a trashy party girl!
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there should be a drug that makes you addicted to cleaning the apartment
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sza gave the crazy girlies the representation we deserve with kill bill 💞❤️❤️❤️❤️💞💞💞❤️💞❤️
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phoebe bridgers being a proud cat hater is perhaps the deepest and most profound parasocial betrayal i have ever felt
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