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When I was 18, I got my girlfriend pregnant. Because of Roe v. Wade, she was able to get an abortion safely and legally. My life today would be much different if she hadn't.
Abortion rights are human rights. Losing them affects us all.
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Colorado PSA: Aspens are at peak color in the high country rn.
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Somehow we ended up here
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“No worries if not!”
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hi twitter i never do stuff like this but my parents own a greek restaurant and are thinking of closing it’s doors. this is our livelihood. everything is made IN HOUSE and my mom spends hours a day on prep. w the on going pandemic, a simple retweet could bring our next costumer
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Today is a good day.
It’s easier to be a parent this morning.
Character MATTERS.
Being a good person MATTERS.
This is a big deal.
It’s easy to do it the cheap way and get away with stuff — but it comes back around.
Today is a good day.
#PresidentBiden
#VotersDecided
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I’ve been waiting four years for this moment
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Jesus feds just came directly for the Portland moms using batons and tear gas while carrying assault rifles.
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This is open fascism.
Now that it’s here and empowered, if you don’t actively oppose it, you are a fascist.
That’s not name-calling. That’s just how power and fascism work. They don’t need your support, they just need your silence.
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"I don't need invitations by the state, state mayors, or state governors to do our job. We're going to do that, whether they like us there or not.” — acting DHS Secretary Chad Wolf
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Federal officers have been using unmarked vehicles to detain Portland protesters since at least July 14. The administration says officers are protecting federal property, but interviews show they're also detaining people nowhere near it.
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Japan has less than 1,000 covid deaths. They never went in to full economic shut down. They have an unemployment rate of 2.6%. How did they do it? Virtually everybody wears a mask. Americans have no idea how fucking stupid they look on the world stage.
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PSA: this website has a great settlers of catan knockoff.
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If you'e still hanging with friends, going to restaurants/bars, and acting like this isn't a big deal, get your shit together.
The following thread is taken from an Italian citizen.
As they put it:
"To the rest of the world, you have no idea what's coming."
MUST READ👇
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Now seems highly likely that there has been undetected community transmission ongoing in parts of the upper West Coast for weeks, at least.
How did we end up with major surveillance failure on par with Italy and Iran?
Let's talk about how that happens.
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I wrote a short, practical guide on why you should prepare for COVID-19 and how. Forget the doomsday talk and the "prepper" subculture with all its snake oil. You should prepare *now because it's the best thing you can do to help everyone else. Here's how:
blogs.scientificamerican.com/observations/p
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STOP OPENING NEW POKE JOINTS
*STOP IT*
AT THIS POINT THERE'S *ONE* TUNA LEFT IN THE ENTIRE FUCKING OCEAN
HE'S TEXTING HIS PALS WONDERING WHY NOBODY'S GETTING BACK TO HIM
HIS BATTERY'S AT 5%
LEAVE HIM ALONE
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I don't know who needs to hear this but you can close most of those browser tabs
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VOTE today MFers! If a cheese plate can do it so can you.
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nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early
astronaut: moon's haunted
nasa employee: what?
astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon's haunted
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i think of him.
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I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Olive Garden commercials and then asked it to write an Olive Garden commercial of its own. Here is the first page.
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Screech up to a yard sale. Ask if they have any haunted amulets. Yell at the dog in your backseat, "I'm GETTING the spell reversed, Greg!"
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god: i have made Mankind
angels: you fucked up a perfectly good monkey is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
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thank fucking christ some normal news
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SC 'Warns' of Possible Lizard Man Sightings During Eclipse on.wltx.com/2uqrLtv #scnews #sctweets
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This is incredibly hard to watch but everyone in America needs to anyway.
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Only this country would be fucking stupid enough to start a civil war over statues from the last civil war.
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Peter Cvjetanovic, a white nationalist, is upset that this photo of him has gone viral. So be nice: dont retweet this tweet 1000s of times.
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Twitter since the election
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What truly worries me is that folks like Bannon are doing what they're doing because they want another terrorist attack.
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All this is happening before any new terror attack. What lunacy will come after one happens?
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This photo of an Eagle taking a hard look at itself is not a metaphor for anything that's been in the news recently
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The year is 2017. America is a tire fire. The resistance is led by Teen Vogue, Badlands National Park, and the Merriam-Webster dictionary.
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I dream of a world where the truth is what shapes people's politics, rather than politics shaping what people think is true.
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