we did it. smooth rock christmas pic for the fam
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I’ll be like “yeah this is my emotional support animal” and it’s just a cat who actively works to make my life more difficult
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make it happen TK
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me refusing to leave twitter until it blows up:
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NEVER LEAVE, NEVER PAY
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boat drinks
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I think about this meme at least once a week.
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kevin conroy died so if anyone asks no im not ok 😔
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In 7th grade, my friends and I convinced a large number of students to put the name “Heywood Jablome” in the school raffle and when the principal read the name in the gym, we all screamed for five straight minutes. Everyone got a detention. That’s how Twitter feels now.
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most fans: oh cool, new Dragon Age show trailer.
Me: it is S H E
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Okay hear me out
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Goodnight fellow shit posters
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It’s never too late to become unhealthily obsessed with a niche television show that went off the air years ago.
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Ahh to be a convenience store gremlin
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Don't miss your opportunity once in a LIFETIME
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There's a scene in the crown where princess di wants to go shopping in Italy and no one wants to go with her and I'm like one day of fashion advice from her and you'd have enough for a LIFETIME
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finished up a Zoom interview with a bat biologist, asked her if there was anything else she wanted to share. she extends her hand to the camera and opens her fingers to show a LIVE BAT WAVING AT ME. the bat's name was Rosie, it had been in her shirt pocket the whole time.
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gingerbread dittos 🤎♥💚
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Would do anything for a transcript of this conversation
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STOP THE CAR
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I met my husband on here
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Twitter I love you but you're burning to the ground
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My friend , "an engineer" on Metroid Prime, asked me to tweet about one of the weirder parts of Metroid Prime game dev for the upcoming 20th anniversary, so without further ado... 0/7
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Why would you leave twitter now when your chances of being the beneficiary of a class action lawsuit are increasing by the second
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Watching “The Crown” the way it was meant to be watched (with Wikipedia open)
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This is not a joke
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Making a game called "you batter make a normal cake" in a game engine that is ms paint
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Me, looking longingly at this video on mute cause my cat is on my lap and cannot handle Apollo
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I'm ready to be hurt again
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It's not "impossible to eat" spicy, but it is "hotter than you would expect a national fast food chain would let their food ever get" spicy given how these things usually go.
Solid hot buffalo wings spicy, or maybe decent Indian food spicy.
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This is so good, Nick made it last night and I'm having leftovers for lunch
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as you get older, it's the little weird/personal gifts that really make the difference
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anyone have some bird bath in winter tips? right now im working with a plastic one and a water spinner...but im wondering if there's a way to do a heated one for fairly cheap. or if i should just stick with my plastic boy
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you should be able to buy twitter blue for someone else as a joke to make them look like a chode
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this is chris jericho
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Okay, #BrideMask... we'll shut up and dance with you! 
#TheMaskedSinger @maskverse
#TheMaskedSinger @maskverse
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im never leaving this beautiful place
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Colorado voted yes to reintroducing wolves, and legalizing psychedelics. The perfect combination.
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princess diana mumblecore queen
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