Nicola Dempsey

@nicdempsey

I read, cook, drink gin, try to grow thing on the allotment and, support Chelsea. Am also an aunt and godparent, I witter on about that too..

London
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  1. May 29

    Finally won the family CL draw with my team! I need a nap now!

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  2. Retweeted
    Apr 2

    Please appreciate this honest to god picture of definitely home grown leeks from an actual gardening book.

    Picture of vegetable bed with supermarket-bought leeks just jammed in the earth. The white parts are sticking out, and the green ends have been trimmed.
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  3. Mar 27

    Talking about clubbing this morning. says “I grew up in the 60’s, I didn’t really go clubbing, I just drank a lot and slept with people”. Boomers....

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  4. Retweeted
    Mar 10

    “When 1 in 10 men are shit and the other 9 do nothing, they might as well not be there...” 🖕🏼

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  5. Mar 8

    Every year...

    seasonal depression seems fake until it’s randomly 50 degrees in March and you feel like you just popped a molly
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  6. Retweeted
    Jan 19

    Pretty fucking jealous that Americans are looking forward to four years of admittedly imperfect but relatively boring and competent governance while we’re stuck with a cabal of privately educated thieves led by 175kg of racist mince in a carelessly tailored suit.

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  7. Retweeted
    Jan 17

    ❗1️⃣ DAY LEFT ❗ The consultation on whether or not to renew the UK's first ever we successfully campaigned for closes TOMORROW. Please take 3️⃣ minutes to complete the consultation. Together, we can . 🔗

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    7 Dec 2020

    Leavers: Won the referendum Won the subsequent election Led the negotiations Chose the PM Are 100% of the cabinet Won another election Wrote the Withdrawal Agreement Led more negotiations And now say its all Remainers' fault. Fuck - and I can't stress this enough - off.

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  9. 14 Nov 2020

    The iPhone 7 is the first water resistant phone. It’s also wine resistant, ask me how I know? could tell you...

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  10. Retweeted
    25 Sep 2020

    “I really gotta stop buying so many books, man. This shit is outta control.” - a statement I’ve uttered under my breath at least once a week since 1995.

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    25 Sep 2020

    I know this isn’t a popular opinion. But I’m really not happy summer seems to be over, and I am not excited by the fact that it’s stupid autumn. Which means it will soon be stupid winter, which lasts foreveeerrrrrrr.

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    12 Sep 2020

    Just a quick note to say to every racist tweeting about London, please feel free to stay away. You are not welcome, wanted or worth treading in the dog shit that occasionally lines our fair and beautiful streets.

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  13. 16 Apr 2020

    It’s gone midnight & I’ve been woken up by a cat sitting outside my window. I don’t know the cat, it looks ok & cared for but doesn’t have a collar. Cat owning people please make sure yours have collars. I feel like a monster for not letting a meowing cat in or calling the RSPCA

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    31 Mar 2020

    I am thoroughly charmed by this XKCD.

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  15. 20 Mar 2020

    This is but with the radio...

    Some have asked after my 84 yr old mum. She has sat at the telly this evening declaring, “He’s a twat...she know’s fuck all... state of him!...He’s a wanker.” So she is fine. Thank you for asking.
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    20 Mar 2020

    Some have asked after my 84 yr old mum. She has sat at the telly this evening declaring, “He’s a twat...she know’s fuck all... state of him!...He’s a wanker.” So she is fine. Thank you for asking.

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  17. 16 Mar 2020

    With everything that’s going on right now, it’s good to see some things never change. There are still people doing their makeup on the tube....

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  18. 28 Feb 2020

    I submitted my experience of the harassment at Ealing. If it's happened to you or you've seen it happen to others at Whitfield St, please let know, it can change. The harassment is not about stopping abortion, it's about frightening and shaming women...

    "Sister Supporter successfully petitioned Ealing council in 2018...Now the group want Camden council to do the same for the Whitfield Street clinic and are asking women to submit their personal accounts of harassment." Thank you 💗
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  19. 24 Dec 2019

    Ma sleeps in the living room on Christmas Eve and Christmas Day. Mine tonight, my brother’s living room tomorrow.

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