I don't know if I should make a "nuclear winter" or a "white powder" joke. Eh, I'll go with both.
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Your favorite time of year is when everything turns white.
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which wife era is this?
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@newtgingrich I think you bought those pants the last time you were relevant.#PuppetThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Awww It's Frosty The Snowjerk!
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You're gonna need a bigger shovel for the coming avalanche.
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Secretary of Shoveling BS
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