We had a 'dancing sharks' idea last year, but we're not bitter. Good to see partying sharks finding work. #leftshark
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We’re excited to officially launch #Newcastle Cabbie, a limited edition Black Ale with hints of chocolate and coffee.
If we won, actors like would be more respected. And wouldn't have to make beer ads like this.#IfWeWon
If you’re looking for pumpkin-flavored Newcastle, look no further than this tweet, because that’s the only place you’ll find it. #NoBollocks
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Not sure what to buy for that special someone this holiday? Surprise them with a 3-pack of #Newcastle...
On July 3rd, imagine how great America could’ve been, and how much beer could’ve sold, #IfWeWon the War.
You’ll never lose with Newcastle. You’ll never win either, but you will have a beer, which is pretty sweet. #NoBollocks
Finally, a beer that combines the ferocious bite of a werewolf and the ferocious marketing of Newcastle. #NoBollocks
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We can’t promise you’ll like Newcastle Werewolf Blood Red Ale, but we promise we’ll only retweet comments from people who do. #NoBollocks
Introducing the greatest Scottish/English collaboration in the history of today: Newcastle Scotch Ale.
We asked to make a video because of his vast beer knowledge & his vaster Twitter following. #NoBollocks
Follow Newcastle to get a check for one millionth of a million dollars, which is actually $1. follownewcastleontwitter.com youtu.be/3q5JB6NO2sU
If you see your favorite TV characters drinking a Newcastle, it’s because they love our beer. Also, we paid them a lot of money. #NoBollocks
Nothing says world baseball championship like drinking a British beer while watching America's sport dominated by Latin American athletes.
Good actors endorse products for money. Great actors pretend to endorse products for money. #IndependenceEve
In Great Britain 2 you could do whatever you want as long as a tyrannical monarchy is what you want.#IndependenceEve
Scotch Ale is a blend of malts with toffee notes, and this ad is a blend of honesty and laziness. #NoBollocks
Ordering a Newcastle Werewolf won’t turn you into a werewolf, but it will turn you into a customer, which is way cooler. #NoBollocks
Or you could buy him an HDNewcastle. One tastes delicious. The other tastes like plastic. #Newcastle
You can get 2X as much by watching this video & you can get 2X as much Scotch Ale by buying 2. #NoBollocks
Newcastle popsicles are a great way to cool off this summer. They’re also a great way to ruin your beer. #NoBollocks
... Don’t question why a beer would be sitting in the middle of an ice rink. #NoBollocks
Imagine if every word coming out of your mouth was as sweet & smooth as a Newcastle going in. #IndependenceEve
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It’s that special time on the calendar when the holiday lights you still have up go from...
Newcastle and HISTORY® introduce full-bodied Newcastle Vikings Amber Ale. Invading pubs soon and Twitter feeds now!
As everyone knows, NBA stands for Newcastle Brown Ale, but apparently it’s also related to some game where giants throw balls through rings.
Here’s to baseball - cricket’s slightly less boring cousin. #NoBollocks
After decades of research, we’ve perfected the correct way to pour a Newcastle. The trick is to tip the bottle until the liquid comes out.
Bottles of Newcastle may not contain a ”born-on” date, but feel free to add a “died-on” date after you finish your beer. #NoBollocks
We’re taking off for the holidays, but please enjoy this message from our automated holiday posting system.
Newcastle: the only beer that almost had star in its epic Game Day Ad, then didn't actually make it: bit.ly/-AKen
You might choose Newcastle on America's #NationalBeerDay, and you might not. But Newcastle Brown Ale is a beer, so today is our day too.
Put down your Newcastle and watch a Mega Football Game Ad ad so epic, it’ll make you want to pick up your Newcastle: bit.ly/IfWeMadeIt
If you say Beer Run three times fast, it almost sounds like Brian. Brian, sounds like your turn for the beer run.
Angry new followers, if you didn’t get a link it’s because we’re bad at technology. New DM coming soon. $1 check coming much, much later.
We didn't make a Football Game Ad, but we feel 100% fine telling other brands how to make theirs. Watch tonight for more #IfWeMadeIt videos.
The 26th always reminds us of how weird it is to have a dead pine tree in the middle of our living room. #NoBollocks
Sliding in at #3 in "Newcastle Brown Ale's Guide to the Top 5 Halloween Costumes to Avoid:" bit.ly/YoureDoingItWr
Newcastle and holiday cards: both great gifts that you can enjoy briefly and then throw in the trash. #NoBollocks
WATCH: The full-length trailer for our Mega Huge Football Game Ad. Prepare to prepare to be amazed. bit.ly/KFhcHL #IfWeMadeIt
Congrats on getting into the next round, America. Somehow, even when you lose you win. #NoBollocks
Introducing the new, #Newcastle bow-tie can. It's our regular can with the sides pushed in. Innovation! #NoBollocks bit.ly/_bowtie
We didn't make a Huge Game Ad. But that didn't stop focus groups from loving our Huge Game Ad. Watch now: bit.ly/1b10eNI #IfWeMadeIt
We didn't make a multi-million dollar football game Ad. But we did make a multi-hundred dollar storyboard about it: bit.ly/IfWeMadeIt
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Newcastle is the gift that keeps on giving, until it runs out. Then it’s pretty much just a useless bottle.
We may not have won the war, America, but judging from your comments we clearly won your hearts. #IndependenceEve
The championship always reminds us that while we're not all tall enough to play pro basketball, we're all tall enough to drink #Newcastle
Hey @getcrackin, your pistachio ad was wonderful. Here’s our Mega Huge version of your ad: youtu.be/QQk4_0lGEKI #IfWeMadeIt
All proceeds from sales of Newcastle are donated to the making of more beer.
. see the mega huge version of your british villain ad the way we would’ve made it: youtu.be/U1sLLmldqlo #IfWeMadeIt #GoodToBeBad
WATCH: Keyshawn Johnson talks how he could've starred in the Mega Huge Football Ad we could've made: bit.ly/-KJ19 #IfWeMadeIt
Here’s another coaster we made that you’ll probably never see in a bar. #NoBollocks
On #IndependenceEve, party like it’s 1775. Minus the wooden teeth, wigs, rampant disease and horrific violence.
Just because didn't make a Mega Huge Game Day Ad doesn't mean we can't make a trailer for it: bit.ly/1hEN7CX #IfWeMadeIt
Your response to #followthemoney was overwhelming, so was the thought of replying to you individually. So we wrote this tweet instead.
Happy Independence Eve, America. We hope you enjoyed celebrating Independence Eve half as much as we enjoyed making it up. #IndependenceEve
Hey , that bear commercial was HUGE. Check out how we would’ve made it MEGA HUGE: youtu.be/Ymsxi-o0Oxg #IfWeMadeIt #HowMatters
We know you don’t use Twitter to see our ads. You use it to see the crazy selfies your favorite international beer brand takes. Enjoy! ...
You don't have to be British to drink British! Happy Independence Eve, America! #IndependenceEve
Today marks the last day of offending Americans. We’ll resume offending everyone tomorrow. #IndependenceEve
We searched high and low and found the best beers in Britain. Unsurprisingly, they're all made by us. #NoBollocks
Hey , check out the mega huge twist we would’ve given your trailer youtu.be/4NrYf1K7czE #IfWeMadeIt #RoboHobo
We sponsored ’s concert to celebrate bartenders, then made it into a video to celebrate Newcastle
Watch now: The OFFICIAL teaser from for the biggest MEGA HUGE FOOTBALL GAME AD never made: bit.ly/-Teaser #IfWeMadeIt
Nothing says Pale Blonde Ale like a blonde, a beach ball and big words that say Pale Blonde Ale. #NoBollocks
Click to see what your city would be named if Britain ran America. Or don't & forever wonder. ifwewon.com/map
Here’s to a great game, America and Belgium. May the best English-speaking team win.
Whoever said "Those who try, never truly fail." never made an ad for a chip contest.
In Great Britain 2, baseball would be twice as long & three times as boring, & we’d call it cricket. #IndependenceEve
Our new #Bombshell pale blonde ale features an attractive blonde woman on the label, because we gave up on subtlety: bit.ly/Bombshell_
Drinking Newcastle won’t make you cool, but it will make you a paying customer of Newcastle, which we think is pretty cool.
Keep sending us your photos of Newcastle Brown Ale. Most of them are terrible but we love them anyway. #NoBollocks bit.ly/_fanphoto
There are better things you can do with your time than drinking Newcastle. Watching golf is not one of those things. #NoBollocks
. How nervous are you about the premiere of the Mega Huge Ad/Movie we didn't make that won't be in the 2nd half? #IfWeMadeIt
We've proudly sold your favorite beer since 1927. Unless you don’t like it. Then we've proudly sold beer you don’t like since 1927.
Nobody does it like Newcastle. We’re not sure what “it” means, but we’re pretty sure nobody does it like us.
The first man who used “walking the dog” as an excuse for “going to the pub to drink a #Newcastle” was a great man.
See what quaint British name we would've given your city if we conquered it. #IndependenceEve ifwewon.com/map
Prepare yourself for the greatest big game ad since the one we almost made last year.
Celebrate Independence Eve, a holiday so real there's no need to make sure it’s not just a ploy to sell more beer. #IndependenceEve
Newcastle didn't make a Mega Football Game Ad, but we could've made EVERY ad better. Go to bit.ly/IfWeMadeIt to see.
Newcastle is the official drink of Spring. Forget what we said about being the official drink of Winter.
Newcastle is the official drink of Spring. Forget what we said about being the official drink of Winter.
Thanks for your support, ! We think you should celebrate on our behalf. With a Newcastle, of course.
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Congrats @Newcastle for taking out 2 gold & a silver at the World Beer Championships! ow.ly/VL579 #beer
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. Well, we ARE the most American of all the non-American beers. We're sending a present for your next party.
If you don't think #Newcastle is perfect for the outdoors you obviously haven't looked at this picture long enough.
