Garrett Johnson

@neverarriving

Christ follower. Rails Programmer. Web Dev & Design .

Fresno, CA
Joined November 2008

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  1. Retweeted
    Jun 4

    Why are the titles of these stupid articles always "Millennials killed this Brand X" and not "Brand X totally sucks at adapting"

  2. Retweeted
    May 16

    This is brilliant:

  3. Retweeted
    May 7

    2017 Elon Musk: "We should divert traffic underground." 2017 Everyone: "Brilliant!" 1966 Walt Disney: "lol."

  4. Retweeted
    Apr 19

    I tweet for everyone who knows who this is

  5. Apr 5

    2.5 years after hearing about the Enneagram on the I'm finally diving into it... So very confused.

  6. Retweeted
    Apr 4

    Hey, . Are you enough to prefer one brand of carbonated corn syrup water over another?

  7. Retweeted
    Mar 22
    Replying to

    Introducing Settings’ Stories! Don’t know where to change the wifi? Share a selfie with all your friends!

  8. Retweeted
    Mar 20

    God’s love is meteoric, his loyalty astronomic, His purpose titanic, his verdicts oceanic.

  9. Retweeted
    Mar 13

    Deep breath. He's faithful.

  10. Retweeted
    Mar 13

    It would take a generation for the SBC to recover from the self-injury of rejecting Dr. Moore's Christ-honoring voice.

  11. Retweeted
    Mar 12
    Replying to

    ok well good bye weekend i will miss u i am not sure where we are going but we all should just try to hang on good bye

  12. Mar 12

    Friends, food, family, and some great conversation. Couldn’t ask for better community in a dumpster fire of a weekend 🙌🏻

  13. Retweeted
    Mar 11

    I laughed a long time at this

  14. Retweeted
    Mar 10

    looking through old PSDs is like being the detective in a crime movie where you are also the murderer

  15. Mar 11

    It's like the writers of Logan saw Stranger Things and decided that Eleven was exactly what their movie needed.

  16. Retweeted
    Mar 10
  17. Retweeted
    Mar 10

    Thinking of going to watch this. I heard it was theologically sound.

  18. Retweeted
    Mar 6

    Relationships don’t need 100% agreement in order to be fruitful; but they do need listening, kindness and respect.

  19. Mar 5

    I don't care what says, sharing your favorite podcasts with friends will elicit nothing but side eye and confusion.

  20. Retweeted
    Mar 2

    The face you make when you travel 150 years into the future and you discover that Donald Trump is President of the United States.

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